LOL @ Michael Jordan getting banned from the golf course for his wardrobe

[HacksawJimThuggin]

and then I see this on my Facebook newsfeed this morning from a friend of mine who works at a golf course down here:

 

[Heretic]

Michael Jordan busted for shorts

Melissa Isaacson [ARCHIVE] ESPNChicago.com | November 29, 2012

Michael Jordan said Thursday he did refuse to change out of cargo shorts while playing golf recently at a Miami Beach country club, but he said he was hardly being a rebel.

"I've been there many times and no one told me a thing," Jordan told ESPN Chicago by text. "Then all of a sudden they come to me on the 11th hole and say I can't wear cargo shorts. Wow! The round is almost over and you want me to buy shorts now? Yeah, right!!"

After declining to change, Jordan reportedly continued his round, but it could be his last at the club. A report in the New York Post quoted a source saying that Jordan, a Chicago Bulls Hall of Famer and owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, would not be invited back.

"No problem!!" Jordan replied.

A spokesman from La Gorce Country Club said its president was on vacation and declined comment at this time. An employee in the pro shop said that required attire is: "a collared shirt and golf shorts or pants, no cargo or denim. If there are pockets on the outside, it's not allowed."

somebody saw that nikka in them old navy back to school shorts and was like somebody tell this gotdamn fool to do somethin about all them pockets...

 

[jfkennedy]

MJ walks up to a rack grabbing shyt like, "fitting room? nah, I'm good. "

 

[SoulController]

@ this nikka having funeral casket lining in that jacket.

hahahahahaha

 

[Offthegrid]

 

[Brandeezy]

Thread of the year

 

[*Hulks Up*]

Bless yall nikkaz with that struggle swag

The only nikka in america with a dri-fit turtleneck wearing them dockers acid wash struggle slacks

Struggle slacks. All the MJ wardrobe threads should be archived somewhere, they never fail to be jokes.

 

[bangbreh]

That nino brown swag:thisnikkahere:

nikkas eyes match his jacket

 

[courtdog]

Damn I wish I coulda heard that conversation.

Country club dude: excuse me mr jordan?

Mj:

Country club dude: um we're gonna have to revoke your membership

Mj: whatchu talmbout? I already said I wont take no picture with no nikkas

Country club dude: um it's your britches sir

Mj:

what y'all mad cuz I'm swaggin or y'all on that policy

Country club dude: yeah it's the pockets sir...*locks gate behind mj*

See the white kid behind Jordan? He got on the same type of shorts, RACISM (skust)

 

[Crack Daniels]

Absolutely nothing funnier than Jordan roasts. Trying so hard not to bust out laughing like a hyena in front of these people

 

[Heretic]

See the white kid behind Jordan? He got on the same type of shorts, RACISM (skust)

Minus the camo, cement print, and extra pockets... You absolutely right.

 

[Jesus]

MJ is fukking trash ass dresser.

Ya'll nigggas got some weak ass jokes though.

 

[beejus]

Worker: Sorry Mr. Jordan you can't wear those here.

Mike: Huh?

Worker: You can't wear cargo shorts, but if you want to change that's not a problem.

Mike:

Worker: It's the rules sir I'm sorry.

Mike:

Charles: Come on Mike.

Worker: Sorry you'll have to leave then.

Mike: Isn't Dwayne in your myFaves top 5. See if he can get is in a new course.

Mike: Oh and Charles

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Damn I wish I coulda heard that conversation.

Country club dude: excuse me mr jordan?

Mj:

Country club dude: um we're gonna have to revoke your membership

Mj: whatchu talmbout? I already said I wont take no picture with no nikkas

Country club dude: um it's your britches sir

Mj:

what y'all mad cuz I'm swaggin or y'all on that policy

Country club dude: yeah it's the pockets sir...*locks gate behind mj*

....im in tears.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

What The F*** is Michael Jordan Wearing?

had to stop at "holed up". Couldnt breath anymore.