Lol saw the greatest ****ery/simpdom today

[Kings County]

so im like 5th in line at best buy some hoe is tryna buy and ipad lol her card got declined im like ... nikka behind her goes.... dont worry about it ill pay for it for u no problem im like so she goes thank u so muchh he goes can i get your number hunny to keep in touch shes like ofcourse gives him the # and walks out the store so he goes to pay for the ipad and his card gets declined to at this point im hes like scan it again she scanned swiped it a few times no go lollll so she calls her manager tells him what happened he was like right now you're responsible for that purchase hes like ill call her back tell her to bring it back cause i got the number so he calls her on speaker on the other line u hear "shiney soood" hes like what? "CHINESE FOOD! " bytch gave him the chinese food # whole line was like so im like dont worry breh ill pay for it hes like thanks man


im like sikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hes like

whole line is like

 

[Sinnerman]

don't know if it's or not, don't care, but funny story

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

They let her walk out of the store with unpaid for merchandise?

 

[MBwithadream]

this stuff happens a lot more than people know.

 

[Kings County]

They let her walk out of the store with unpaid for merchandise?

dumb ass cashier lol

 

[Atlrocafella]

..these simps man.

 

[MBwithadream]

They let her walk out of the store with unpaid for merchandise?

He said that he had it for her so .

 

[SEC Hater]

They let her walk out of the store with unpaid for merchandise?

Thats a dead giveaway that its

But still... at the story

 

[Sharp]

Too much preparation for this story

Funny nevertheless, and I'm sure it happens at least 10 times a day across the country

I know Drake does it at least twice a day

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Cashier would have been fired on the spot. If they just let people walk out of the store with unpaid merchandise it'd be easy to run scams like that all the time.

*Wheels 65 inch 3D TV up to register.*

*Swipes debit card with $10 on it*

*Card declined*



I got that for you.

Gee thanks buddy.

*Wheels TV out of store with no receipt.*

*Second card declines*



BB Manager

Also, I'm sure Ipads have those security webs wrapped around them. I don't think the cashier would take it off without a sale being made. Not to mention Loss Prevention at the door checking receipts. No, no this isn't right at all.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Yeah, this was a horribly planned but it was still pretty funny.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Ducktales or not

 

[TRUEST]

dumbass story. ipad? some stranger offered to buy an ipad for some chick? i mean, i'm sure there are losers out there like this. but an ipad? aint them sh1ts like $400+

 

[beenz]

so im like 5th in line at best buy some hoe is tryna buy and ipad lol her card got declined im like ... nikka behind her goes.... dont worry about it ill pay for it for u no problem im like so she goes thank u so muchh he goes can i get your number hunny to keep in touch shes like ofcourse gives him the # and walks out the store so he goes to pay for the ipad and his card gets declined to at this point im hes like scan it again she scanned swiped it a few times no go lollll so she calls her manager tells him what happened he was like right now you're responsible for that purchase hes like ill call her back tell her to bring it back cause i got the number so he calls her on speaker on the other line u hear "shiney soood" hes like what? "CHINESE FOOD! " bytch gave him the chinese food # whole line was like so im like dont worry breh ill pay for it hes like thanks man


im like sikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hes like

whole line is like

great story! I enjoyed the

best buy ain't letting anyone out the store with merch that's not paid for.

 

[Kings County]

Thats a dead giveaway that its

But still... at the story

Yeah, this was a horribly planned but it was still pretty funny.

great story! I enjoyed the

best buy ain't letting anyone out the store with merch that's not paid for.

no ducktails
human error brehs cashier gave her a bag and everything door was like 10 ft away she dipped out wasnt even no security at the door