Then the cashier gets fired for her stupidity, the guy gets off because he was given false information by the female who BASICALLY STOLE the ipad, and then later that night...

"Hey, honey, I didn't think that would actually work. Man, that cashier was dumb."

"People are idiots. I knew they were going to let you leave the store without paying if they found out I gave you a fake number."

"You know what's funny? There was this dumbass behind me who actually offered to pay for the ipad. Then he said 'sike'. If he had gone through with it, I would've started cracking up."