Lol @ the dailynews front page. Wtf?!?!

[Heretic]

Not to me

still

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Losing a long ass chess match do have a brother feeling sad

But damn man ten years old?!

Listen man it's common courtesy to yell checkmate after you beat someone. The opponent didn't so the kid jumped out the window to his death. Now if it was checkers..

 

[Anbesa]

A Florida man masturbated inside a Kissimmee Walmart and flicked “bodily fluids” on an unsuspecting shopper, authorities said.

The twisted 20-year-old stalked a woman through the aisles on Tuesday as he listened to porn on his headphones and fondled himself, hiding his disgusting behavior by slipping his hand through a whole he’d cut in his sweatshirt, according to the Osceola Sheriff’s Office.

Florida
Do we have a thread dedicated to the fukkery that goes on in that state yet

 

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i was just on that site. the one that got me the most is the california mom who chuckled at the dude with his feet out the car window, then got followed by the same car, and pulled up by a cop car for help only to get shot infront of the cop