Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

[HarlemRiverDrive]

This nikka tried to get that bus fare cause his homie wasn't gonna drive him home

Dude fukked his homie's bytch on the low and he came in before he nut (pause tho ) and tried to hide out in the couch

 

[Kings County]

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Brehs we are literally witnesses a man's last words.


Whats your address? We can get a mollywatr shipment over there

 

[Dank]

Brehs we are literally witnesses a man's last words.


Whats your address? We can get a mollywatr shipment over there

No, I'm out man haha. His mother came home thank god. She thought it was hilarious ...
My homie is laughing at me ... I won't be living this down anytime soon

 

[Money Be Green]

No way

 

[HarlemRiverDrive]

That plate tho

shyt this nikka probably fell asleep eating on the couch, nikka ain't showing the ketchup stains on his shirt for me to verify

 

[Flay Mayweather]

yoooooooo

Thats some tv shyt

 

[#SOG_soldier]

stuck in a damn couch. you nikkas

 

[EQ.]

Captain's log, Stardate 7715.1.

"I am still stuck in this primitive device, i have spent the good part of 2 hours trying to gnaw at this metallic entrapment but to no avail. I am beginning to believe i shall see out the rest of my days in this confinement. My only hope is my death does not go... *hears unsoothing sounds of mice squeaking* I AM NOT ALONE!! "

 

[Supercoolmayo]

No, I'm out man hha. His mother came home thank god. She thought it was hilarious ...
My homie is laughing at me ... I won't be living this down anytime soon

You still don't want the mollywatr?

 

[EQ.]

Captain's log, Stardate 7715.2.

" I apologize on ending my previous entry so abruptly, i was deep in mortal combat with what i can only describe as a super rodent. I have only incured minor superficial abrasions but in the same breath acquired sustenance to maintain my lifeforce. I can only hope my comrades received my distress call in time and are on the way here. Until then i will bless this meal and hope it is not my last "

 

[Mr Rager]

Yo pops on CNN like

 

[Regine Hunter]

Ayooooooooo I'm crying tears

 

[Ill-Mind]

I'm literally in tears right now

 

[USSInsiders]