Look At This Guy Who Had 13 Surgeries To Look Like Superman!!!

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I bought a Carbon 15 when I was 18
He's practically a mermaid :scusthov:
See now....you know you dun fukked up right? Heh....hehheh you know you done fukked up right? :ufdup:

He can swim at over 1000 mph
He can create tsunamis
He can subtly control humans and give them seizures telepathically
He can see in complete darkness
He whooped Cthulhu's ass
He founded the Justice League
Due to living under such high underwater pressure he's almost as strong as superman and isn't weak against magic or kryptonite

:ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup:
 

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See now....you know you dun fukked up right? Heh....hehheh you know you done fukked up right? :ufdup:

He can swim at over 1000 mph
He can create tsunamis
He can subtly control humans and give them seizures telepathically
He can see in complete darkness
He whooped Cthulhu's ass
He founded the Justice League
Due to living under such high underwater pressure he's almost as strong as superman and isn't weak against magic or kryptonite

:ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup: :ufdup:


Gay powers bro
 
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have surgerys to look like a nikka that can
take bullets when a bytch slap could give you
a concussion brehs..
:dahell:

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who would u rather be..

treeman (google it) or supersperm man??

hows he wipe his azz?

by sitting on a baby gorilla.

didn't even look up treeman yet but this response has me fukking :dead:




edit: googled him, :scusthov: jesus wtf, coulda atleast had some pokemon-esque abilities or somethin, nikka turnin into a Sudowoodo, :wow: universe dealt him the biggest L

or course i wouldn't say that to his face :whoa: could you imagine slapboxin with that nikka :merchant::whew:
 
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