Lookin' @ss B**ch Rant (super long) Gold Digger Problems

[Killer Instinct]

No

In the case that you're LWO affiliated, I didn't see anything.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Baby Boo, I enjoyed reading the entertaining story. Glad you have a life with upscale associates and get out and enjoy yourself. Try and be patient with your running buddy. She sounds like she has great potential if she wants to step it up in the game. I think there are books on social etiquette if she's a reader and has an avg. or about average i.q. and can soak it in. Now about this dude James or Frank that has been pursuing you for a minute will make me want to step up my game and make this tight friendship pact with you before 2015 arrives as I stated in other threads. I thrive on competition like a true balla and will put in the work to make this happen. No trickin or simp chit, just an amalgamation of two free spirited souls coming together in pure unadulterated bliss. I kid you not, I'm feelin somtype of way of making this an reality on the strenght of you mind and intellect(never seen your posted pics).

Again, be patient with your friend unless the situation becomes burdensome and stressful.

Always,
S.P.

IDK babe. I'm not feeling this potential you speak of. But I love the rest of the post

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I did a quick read over in the thread a few minutes ago and saw what I needed to. Plump ass with a little pudge in the belly.

Not bad.



I'll finish the short story later, though.

My stomach is as flat as a board. That shadow under my stomach is from the deep V under those abs.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

In the case that you're LWO affiliated, I didn't see anything.

I've been watching these games all season in the room with the lights off

Somebody make it stop

 

[stepbackj34spud]

So lets say this alias is actually real and she is a filthy, bottom feeding stripper. It's nikkas in here that believes this broke ass chick is playing hard to get with a young Remy Danton?

 

[Darts]

Cliff notes for the brehs:

-Stripper has a mixed wing woman that prefers cacs

-Stripper goes on an outting with a dude she been curbing for years and his well off buddies, brings bed wench along

-bed wench orders $200 worth of food and attempted to bounce until the bill was paid (not by her of course)

-bed wench acts a damn fool in homies Audi

-bed wench tries to close in on strippers date, ate half my nikkas plate an shyt

-bed wench fails to even give a thank you to anyone


I can't believe I read all that shyt

Thanks man.

Like somebody said, you did that so most of us didn't have to go through that.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

So lets say this alias is actually real and she is a filthy, bottom feeding stripper. It's nikkas in here that believes this broke ass chick is playing hard to get with a young Remy Danton?

I know. It fukks with ya don't it. Get out more honey bunny. Hoes stay winning.

PS

lol Love House of Cards btw just finished the second season.

 

[Robbie3000]

8. Catch up


I don't consider those dates. Customers from the club will want to party or hang out outside the club and we will tell them that we have to take off of work to hang out (which is mostly true). So we tell them that we need them to make up the difference for what we would make that night. It's honestly that simple. If they ask for sex we'll tell them that we have to "work up" to that and that is usually enough. You go out with them and make sure they get drunk as hell and usually leave them pasted out in a safe location and roll out. You just do that until the guy realizes that it's not going anywhere or they get tried of spending money. It ends and then you move on to the next.

Other times if you just ask for money guys will give it to you. You need a valid reason of course. Again you just tell them that you have to "work up" to that. Eventually they just get tired and move on.

You make more money not having sex. If you have sex for $500 that's it. You get that money and it's probably the last time you see him. Or he can try 3 or 4 times thinking he is getting there and make $2000 and in the process possibly go shopping, go on trip and eat well.

Welp! I can't knock the hustle. See a fool use a fool and hope your demonic actions don't catch up to you.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Welp! I can't knock the hustle. See a fool use a fool and hope your demonic actions don't catch up to you.

Demonic? I tell the men I am not having sex with them and they choose to think that they can out smart me or change my mind. That's on them. Nothing demonic about being paid for my time.

 

[Killer Instinct]

My stomach is as flat as a board. That shadow under my stomach is from the deep V under those abs.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

 

[Malta]

I know I don't normally post too much about what goes in my personal life but I just have to rant about this one. A lot of you probably won't feel me on this but oh well. I'll give you some morning entertainment.

So here is the back story. I have a good friend. Let's call her Angel. Now Angel is also a dancer like me but, she, and I have hustled together in the past with no problem. Now I won't say that she hasn't hooked me up in the past but I would say that my hook ups have been far greater than hers. fukking with me she has left out of spots $600 richer and a stomach full of the finest the 4 Seasons has to offer for nothing more than a kiss on the cheek. The best she has gotten me is a free 5 course meal at Clyde's and $100 for the same kiss on the cheek. It's is a bit unbalance but a good wingman is invaluable. She looks very similar to Persia White but lighter and thinner.

Normally she and I work well together b/c we look so different and have different preferences. She is tall, light, thin and prefers WM (she is half white), and I am average height, brown skinned, thicker ( you all have seen my picture) and prefer BM.

However, the last few times we have been out she has started to display this 'lookin' ass' behavior. By that I mean, instead of staying on her grind and play her role (ie falling back when she needs to fall back or shining when she needs to shine) she has started dipping into my lane. For example, she knows this guy who just started a modeling agency in LA who has hooked her up with a few BS gigs. I met him and he is super nice. He expressed to her that he thought I was very attractive and asked would he have a chance. She straight cox blocked and told him no (a lie). There has also been times when I guy will walk up and talk to me and she has straight started gabbing his ear off. I have written the behavior off as being drunk or having a naturally flirtatious personality (which we both have) until yesterday.

Anywho, there is a guy. Lets call him James. James has been trying to holla at me for years. We just fall out of touch but he always pops back up again. This time around (in the last few months) James is really putting in an obvious effort to see me.

Anyway, this weekend James and many of his college alumni throw a huge party that lasted all weekend long. I'm talking suites near the White House, sporting events, popping bottles at multiple clubs and the whole nine. I attended a few events on Friday but skipped Saturday b/c I had other engagements.

So Sunday roles around and James is texting me to come back to DC to hang out for brunch and the wind down. But I tell him that I am going to lunch with my girl friend instead. So he strategically has the group go for drinks in the same part of town she and I will be in, calls and tells me to meet up with his group. lol I like a tactfully persistent man.



I let Angel know, and she is down. She has met with a few members of this group before but I reiterated that these people are super nice, super fun however they are Black professionals, they have money and pretentious when they want to be. I am talking doctors, lawyers, lobbyist and so on. Which in gold digger language means bring your A game, don't embarrass me and dress for the occasion. Now she likes to think of herself as cultured b/c she has been to Europe and speaks French so I thought she'd be okay. First mistake.



I give her the run down and let her know that she can get what she wants b/c we are already taken care of and there is a guy there who I have lined up for her (we'll call him Frank). Like James, Frank is handsome, funny, well paid, in good shape and has no kids. All she has to do is play her role and she could possibly be dating a dude most women die to have. Plus Frank has already let me know on Friday that he was interested in her from their previous meeting.

Okay I am getting to the point. So Angel looks pretty cute when we step out except she has on no make up. I thought she might be able to get away with it b/c she is an attractive woman. Second mistake.


So we get to the spot and there are 4 other people there besides James and Frank. First, all is well and we are laughing it up. I notice that the group is not really warming up to her but it doesn't matter b/c we are only there for 2 people anyway. But then I notice Frank is not showing as much interest as I had hoped and seems more interested in making me laugh. He liked her well enough before and she has a pretty good personality so I can only guess that her cute but somewhat homely appearance is killing my plan. But I thinking maybe her hustle is just a little rusty and she's pick it up at the next spot.

All the while everyone else is getting drinks and an appetizers. She orders drinks, appetizer, entree and dessert. Embarrassing as hell. James doesn't even order any food, just drinks, so I feed him half of mines. I was planning on Frank taking care of her but at this point I think he was turned off. However my date is grade A and takes care of the both of us.

So now the thirsty 'lookin' ass' behavior comes in (well it really started with her ordering everything on the fukking menu). Before the bill comes she is saying he has to leave but once James pays the $200 bill without batting an eyelash she becomes free and available.

James tells me he wants to go to this other spot to get some food since he didn't eat. So the groups rolls over to this restaurant. She and I ride with James and the rest of the group rides together. James drives an A8 with red leather interior and would think that the bytch never seen a car before. She starts rubbing the leather and tries to lay down in the back seat. Embarrassing as hell. James makes a little joke and she sits her silly ass up.



We get to the restaurant and James ends up sitting between the 2 of us. She sits inappropriately close to James and doing that shyt she has done in the past where she talks a guy's ear off to keep him from paying attention to anything but her. The thirst is above obvious now. Frank has abandoned her to the other side of the table and the barely speak again for the rest of the night.


We order a pitcher of margaritas and that is all I and most of the rest of the group have. But James and another guy order food. When it comes James offers to let everyone have some of his food. Frank and another lady take a bit but of course Angel takes half the plate. She devours it like she didn't just eat a 3 course meal. She damn near licks it clean by picking up the last few grains of rice off the plate. I almost died a million deaths.


At this point I let James know that I am ready to role. Frank gives a half hearted attempt to get her number at the end of the night but her phone was dead so he just said fukk it and told her to get his number through me. I would rather light myself on fire.

So James drops us off and I am driving her home and the bytch doesn't say a word about the night and tries to talk about some TV show. We just spend 5 hours with these people who fed you TWICE and you don't have one word to say? She didn't even tell me thank you. The hate was coming out of this tramps pores!


I already know James is going to clown her ass up and down the wall next time I talk to him. Embarrassing as hell.



The worst part is not that she totally fukked it up with a PRIME dude or that she thought she could move in on a dude who has wanted me for YEARS spent at least $400 that weekend just feeding and entertaining me (not include the money he spent on the rest of the weekend) for nothing more than a few hugs by licking food off her plate. It's that I have to get a new wingman. Stupid stupid greedy no home training having can't pull your own weight country bytch.



Okay I'm done.

 

[Killer Instinct]

But I'm high yellow.

 

[KOOL-AID]

My stomach is as flat as a board. That shadow under my stomach is from the deep V under those abs.

deep v u say...I have also been told my abs are quite amazing, "a hershey bar fresh out the wrapper" sum women say

 

[mcdivit85]

So, after all of that reading, the only thing I get is that:

- She embarassed you after the two of you got some free food and drank

- That she's jealous

- Dude played it cool and was all conversation...dude could be more seasoned than meets the eye

I have to applaud you because you incidentally laid out some "not to do's" for the fellas....hopefully that information is not missed.

As far as your friend, you definitely need to drop her a## off at the next Meals on Wheels. Sagacious dudes judge women by their friends, so if you have wack friends, then that will be graded against you....that's if dude is on top of game. And by the sounds of it, dude has himself together, so he's probably got some standards for the company he keeps.

The real winner in all of this is Frank. He saw through your homie and fell back to avoid embarassment, money lost and time wasted. Dumb a## chick should've came looking impeccable, sat down, drank A martini slowly and spoke only when spoken to. She would've gotten much further.

I would suggest you break some bread on James within the upcoming dates. Dudes with money are used to women trying to get over on free dates....spending some bread would alleviate that apprehension and may help your overall goal.

Peace