Ms. Elaine
Spoiled Brat
I lost my wallet last night. It's like it just disappeared. I retraced my steps and...nothing. My entire life was in that clutch.
But luckily my keys were in another purse. 
I was walking around the streets of NYC penniless and that's experience I'd never want to endure again.
I called up the bank to get my cards cancelled then called up my mom to complain and this chick was like, I'll send you money. And I'm like, the fukk?
The fukk am I supposed to do with that?! Didn't I just say my wallet was stolen! I have no physical access to my account!
Thank God for technology because for once my phone was fully charged and I called up Uber. Damn, had my phone been dead, I think that might have been the end of me.
Since I'm stubborn and don't like asking strangers for help. But I had to pay 65$ (instead of my typical $3) to get home.
I couldn't sleep a wink last night, thinking about what I had lost.
That wallet was fire - it was gift from my mom when she was in Middle East this summer.
Good news though, I don't have to come in to work for the rest of the week and I'm working from home.


I was walking around the streets of NYC penniless and that's experience I'd never want to endure again.

I called up the bank to get my cards cancelled then called up my mom to complain and this chick was like, I'll send you money. And I'm like, the fukk?

Thank God for technology because for once my phone was fully charged and I called up Uber. Damn, had my phone been dead, I think that might have been the end of me.


I couldn't sleep a wink last night, thinking about what I had lost.

Good news though, I don't have to come in to work for the rest of the week and I'm working from home.
