LSA Edition: be the simp paying for dates while brehs run to her puss for free brehs

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What are you gonna do breh :picard:
new shorty starting to warm up to me, I told her drop the nonsense or else

she hit me with the:queen: "well I don't need or want you" (I know shes lying because she kept crying on the verge of tears how I don't show her attention)

my boy told me he was just with her a day before i went to go see her and hit me with the :hubie:"she's cappin just know it was my turn"

:mygawd:these hoes thinks think I'm sweet like their grannies ice tea
:ohlawd: imma about to violate this bytch something fierce, S/O to @Hennessypapi for lending me his playbook

the minute she gets TOO comfortable with me BAM, I'm ghost status and when I pick up imma face time her with me sending backshots to another ting
 

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I did this before :lolbron:

Had a dude take me out, buy me a nice dinner, try to give me the "let's be exclusive" talk. He was in school, had a decent job, etc. All good on paper. Boring ass personality tho and sex was the same. That night I had my friend call and act like my daughter was sick so he could take me home. She was so extra like, "Oh my GOD she's projectile vomiting every where I can't even girl you gotta come home ASAP!!!:damn:" and I was trying not to laugh.
When I got dropped off I immediately called my FWB to smoke and fukk in the car :lolbron:

That FWB is my husband now tho :manny:

Moral of story, women can be HON and ya'll will deal :ufdup:
Y’all nikkas and nigettes better read this shyt
 

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new shorty starting to warm up to me, I told her drop the nonsense or else

she hit me with the:queen: "well I don't need or want you" (I know shes lying because she kept crying on the verge of tears how I don't show her attention)

my boy told me he was just with her a day before i went to go see her and hit me with the :hubie:"she's cappin just know it was my turn"

:mygawd:these hoes thinks think I'm sweet like their grannies ice tea
:ohlawd: imma about to violate this bytch something fierce, S/O to @Hennessypapi for lending me his playbook

the minute she gets TOO comfortable with me BAM, I'm ghost status and when I pick up imma face time her with me sending backshots to another ting

Why is you’re homie fukking the same girl he knows you’re interested in though :feedme:
 

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Why is you’re homie fukking the same girl he knows you’re interested in though :feedme:
:snoop:long story they knew each other before I met her

they broke up a year ago, fast forward I step into this mix. you know mass is small an everyone and they mama know each other so that didn't really bug whats bugs me is that I asked afterwards if she was still seeing anyone and she said no.

its my homies birthday and he sees me face timing her, he knocks my phone by the side and tells me:ufdup: "cuz I fukk with you just know shorty is not yours and that its just your turn"

:demonic: I already knew where this was going and so began the plan to teach liars a lesson

:ld:if she kept it 100 I wouldn't even be mad but I hate when people think they can lie to my face and get away with it and now she gotta learn
 

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I mentioned this shyt in the Quick Lil Gems thread but people stepped forth to oppose me. Got a broad trying to run this exact game on me, but I see through the bullshyt. Took her out on two dates where I kept it cheap and spent $20 total then invited her over to my crib for Sunday lunch. We ate and started making out after, then she hit me with the 'I don't move that fast' bullshyt :comeon:. Thing is, I'm certain that after I spent $20 on the dates, she saw me as the guy for dikk, but when she came over, she saw my mean cooking and dope penthouse and put me in the husband category. I'm gonna pull back for a couple weeks then invite her over to the crib again for cocktails. If she's still makes me wait I'm done.
 

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I'm not sneak dapping. I've already said my perspective on this on another page. Yes I will have a roster(who doesn't because dating is about about exploring all of your options), but if I really like you, I'll kick the other men to the curb to focus on you. At one point in the past I did play a lot of games, not even gonna front, but I'm grown now(games are for kids). I'm very candid, and will be pretty upfront if a man asked me if I were dating or what I was interested in pursuing with him. But I'm not sleeping with any man after only going on a couple of dates; I have to get to know you first. And I don't think two occasions of us kicking it, means I know you enough to want to be intimate with you. If that's a problem and I get curved because of it, it is what it is. :yeshrug:

More hoe babble. You are older, so you know you ain't got it like that no more. You're not pulling in male dimes like you used to. Plus the biological clock is ticking, so now you have to switch up your game to look for compliant provider type 6/10 brehs.

Stop asking brehettes to contribute to this thread guys. That's like a lion asking a gazelle how they move. Lion breh finna get bamboozled :bryan:
 

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I did this before :lolbron:

Had a dude take me out, buy me a nice dinner, try to give me the "let's be exclusive" talk. He was in school, had a decent job, etc. All good on paper. Boring ass personality tho and sex was the same. That night I had my friend call and act like my daughter was sick so he could take me home. She was so extra like, "Oh my GOD she's projectile vomiting every where I can't even girl you gotta come home ASAP!!!:damn:" and I was trying not to laugh.
When I got dropped off I immediately called my FWB to smoke and fukk in the car :lolbron:

That FWB is my husband now tho :manny:

Moral of story, women can be HON and ya'll will deal :ufdup:
:hhh: Why didn’t you tell the poor sap you were not interested

They talk bad about HOH and GMB but this 10 times worse
 

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:snoop:long story they knew each other before I met her

they broke up a year ago, fast forward I step into this mix. you know mass is small an everyone and they mama know each other so that didn't really bug whats bugs me is that I asked afterwards if she was still seeing anyone and she said no.

its my homies birthday and he sees me face timing her, he knocks my phone by the side and tells me:ufdup: "cuz I fukk with you just know shorty is not yours and that its just your turn"

:demonic: I already knew where this was going and so began the plan to teach liars a lesson

:ld:if she kept it 100 I wouldn't even be mad but I hate when people think they can lie to my face and get away with it and now she gotta learn


You should have put the hands on your homie for acting like a simp
 

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More hoe babble. You are older, so you know you ain't got it like that no more. You're not pulling in male dimes like you used to. Plus the biological clock is ticking, so now you have to switch up your game to look for compliant provider type 6/10 brehs.

Stop asking brehettes to contribute to this thread guys. That's like a lion asking a gazelle how they move. Lion breh finna get bamboozled :bryan:

Okay, except the majority of men that holler at me tend to be men in the 20-40 age range. I'm older, but physically look like I'm in my twenties(or so I'm always told). I pull the exact same men as I did before as well. Nothing has changed in that regard, except I have changed(not on the same games). Oh and I already have a child.

I was tagged in this thread so I contributed, if you don't like what I have to say, disagree and KIM, but the stupid insults are unnecessary especially considering you have no idea how I look, or what dating is like for me.

Bitter breh.:mjlol: What you've been played before?:francis:
 
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