Lucha Underground Season 3

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:blessed:.....even though I fukked up months ago and looked up Sexy Star on wikipedia and got the fukking spoiler. :mjcry:holding that L for months. shyt was still good though :mjgrin:.

-Matanza a bytch was spinning twice on Mascarita. :damn:
-them ninjas broads :leon:....taking out the homie though :shaq2:...yall hoes gotta die now :demonic:
-i like that played up the fact that Marty is a big muhfukka and Matanza wasn't just hit his little dipsy-doo slams. That creepy muhfukka Marty a little respek put on his name :birdman:
-that bum that Pentagon took out:bryan:
-Mariposa was bout to give up that cooperation to Matanza, he aint won't none :dame:
 

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Mundo stay doing the most :russ: Stay walking up on Dario like "Alright this is how things are gonna go and that's final ." :birdman: While Dario is like *:leostare:.... :jbhmm: "Alright but *insert swerve here* :umad:. :demonic:

The kick combos at the beginning :damn:

Pentagon just kicking Matanza for the hell of it.

Rey's Fetty Wop hair :dead:

Jack Evans swagged out hoodie :whew:

Black Lotus and her ninjas :blessed::shaq:

Matanza ain't have to do Mascarita like that :rip:

Rey giving Famous B the :childplease:look "no no no 619!" :umad:

Joey Ryan all :sadcam::whoa: when Mil walked out

Willie Mack's stunner on Jack and PJ :whew:

"I make the rules!" :damn:

Angéligawd :blessed: even had the old lady going crazy

Rest of the season gonna be :wow::whew:
 

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Puma vs Muertes :whew: (had to halt my LU binge-fest, only to watch the Rockets go scoreless for the final 6:30 and lose by 2 :pacspit::martin:)

On the Gift of the Gods episode now
 

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Texano is the least interesting person in LU. He'd fit perfectly on the average WWE show. Cage though :blessed:what Ryback would be is he was much better skilled

WWE had Cage AND Matanza come in for tryouts and didn't sign them. :heh:

This was Cage a few years ago so maybe this was how he looked when he tried out.

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WWE had Cage AND Matanza come in for tryouts and didn't sign them. :heh:

This was Cage a few years ago so maybe this was how he looked when he tried out.

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Wooooooooooow i can see why they didn't sign him :mjlol: he ain't passing a single wellness test in the WWE now (unless they want him to :sas1:) Didn't know about Matanza either lol.

The fukkery in this Sexy Star/Johnny Mundo match :bryan:
 

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And with the gifs out of the way, let me drop some thoughts.

For starters, Aztec Warfare consistently is among the best shyt LU offers. Period.

I like that they've gone back to building up the tension between Dario and Johnny Mundo again recently. One of my favorite story elements of the first season was Johnny as the tweener who was in it for the money but constantly had to deal with Dario's shenanigans.:ehh:

It's crazy as hell in fact that both him and Jack Evans are still heels when they got pure face offense. :mindblown:

Whoever came up with that 423/619 exchange between Famous B and Rey needs a goddamn raise.:russ:

I have no idea who them Japanese broads were who team up with Black Lotus but I'm all the way in. :lupe:

I didn't like how they pretty much jobbed out Drago. They made a big deal out of him entering at #20 and all they did with him was further continue his feud with Kobra Moon before getting one-shotted by Matanza. Even Mariposa took two finishers before being eliminated. :francis:

Has Stone Cold ever commented on The Mack using the Stunner? I know he hated the fukk out of Cena's Springboard Stunner but at least The Mack uses it as a legit finisher.:jbhmm:

Speaking of Mack, him selling that Flatliner like a DDT had to be the :damn: moment of the entire match.

:salute: to Sexy Star. I think Striker and Vamp missed a good opportunity to sell the fact that Mil went through a brutal casket match only a week ago, but I get they didn't want to downplay her victory too much. Although it is very telling that they deliberately kept three of the strongest kayfabe stars out of this match in Fenix, Puma and Cage.
 

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Already know who won the Grave Consequences match, but it's been good so far.

Also the Famous B match was :russ::russ: reminded me of some of those 00s hardcore matches, before they got stale
 
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