Lying to women appreciation thread

[BelieveBeOK]

Sorry, I fell asleep


I'm really tired. I think I'm just gonna chill at home tonight.

I need to visit my mother tonight.

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight. I have way too much work to do.

I've never been with anyone like you


I didn't receive any calls or messages. I think there is something wrong with my phone.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Summer = Hot Girl Summer

Winter = Scumbag Szn.

Fukc Boi Fall

 

[Worl Boss 1Don]

Sorry, I fell asleep.

I'm really tired. I think I'm just gonna chill at home tonight.

I need to visit my mother tonight.

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have way too much work to do.

I've never been with anybody like you.

I didn't receive any calls or messages from you. I think there is something wrong with my phone.

I think I used all of those this weekend alone

 

[Astroslik]

No, your hairline isn't raggedy and receding
You look great bald
Of course Id still be with you if you lost it all
Im not here for the money
Im not really into tall men
I love you
Ive never done (insert sex act) here before
Its your pxssy
Its big
Yes, I came
Youre the best Ive ever had
You are the father



since yall wanna be trash

Somebody hurt this woman

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

No, your hairline isn't raggedy and receding
You look great bald
Of course Id still be with you if you lost it all
Im not here for the money
Im not really into tall men
I love you
Ive never done (insert sex act) here before
Its your pxssy
Its big
Yes, I came
Youre the best Ive ever had
You are the father



since yall wanna be trash

 

[Marzupial]

The irony is they appreciate the lies more than the true

 

[Marzupial]

I respect you too much to [insert action]
I don't even be thinking about them other bytches
I'm not attracted to that [insert thot behavior]
I know you're smart
I just need some me time
I miss you
I'm not ok if you're not ok
I cant see myself with anyone else
I wont enjoy [insert activity] as much without you
I don't want to travel anywhere without you
You look cute today
You give the best head in the world
Its just something about you

Thanks

This is art

 

[JackRoss]

It be like that sometimes

 

[Mike Nasty]

Naw I don't watch porn or beat off, I'm team nofap.

 

[King Poetic]

I think I’m going to married you

I want a family together

baby you all I think about when I’m at work

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

"As long as you cum first I'm happy." ()

"I don't feel like sucking it tonight, I have cramps." ()

"I don't care about how small it is." ()

"A baldy looks good on you." ()

"You're the best dikk I've ever had!" ()

"The baby doesn't look like me, he's all you!" ()

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

No, your hairline isn't raggedy and receding
You look great bald
Of course Id still be with you if you lost it all
Im not here for the money
Im not really into tall men
I love you
Ive never done (insert sex act) here before
Its your pxssy
Its big
Yes, I came
Youre the best Ive ever had
You are the father



since yall wanna be trash

damn that hurt my soul

 

[Black]

"As long as you cum first I'm happy." ()

"I don't feel like sucking it tonight, I have cramps." ()

"I don't care about how small it is." ()

"A baldy looks good on you." ()

"You're the best dikk I've ever had!" ()

"The baby doesn't look like me, he's all you!" ()

You gotta let go of that hurt ma.

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

You gotta let go of that hurt ma.

I'm not hurt sugarfoot, thread is jokes and I'm just joining in on the fun.