Made a girl Cry earlier smh

[Tropical Fantasy]

hit her up and apologize

you may find yourself in that p*ssy if you play your cards right

 

[iBrowse]

She did deserve it, but those jokes were weak . Maybe I would had to be there to get the full effect .

That's how it is sometimes...in the moment shyt's hilarious...add the weed and

 

[L&HH]

She did deserve it, but those jokes were weak . Maybe I would had to be there to get the full effect .

It's a DMV thing. You have to hear it in the accent and the way nikkas stretch out the words. It's also the consecutive back2back to back joans

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Sit down and let me tell you about an elite organization called #GBM friend

 

[Cat piss martini]

you did right lighting her ass up....
I have mutha fukkas on suicide watch
once i go in on em.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

all of a sudden nikkas get to joaning

#DMV shyt

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[iBrowse]

It's a DMV thing. You have to hear it in the accent and the way nikkas stretch out the words. It's also the consecutive back2back to back joans

Yeah this shyt was corny but that llama on steroids sound made it good.

Plus the girl in the back had the face

 

[Cynic]

a group of us was at my mans house chilling and smoking and shyt. I was talking to this slim chick with the body of capri styles on the high everyone is hip im trying to bag her.then all of a sudden nikkas get to joaning. so im fried, i was waiting on my nikkas to say some shyt to me i was going to spark em up. next thing i know the girl who i was talking to friend started coming for me.
her: My friend like real dread head nikkas. your twist bony as shyt boy! you thought you had some hang time like shyt. witchur Coolio lookin ass

shyt got mad quiet for some reason... everyones face was like
me: that shyt was unexpected i thought it was going to be my mans to start it up. i dont even like going in on females. so im like chill out shorty... im not even trying to do that with you
her: i wish you could chill your hot ass breath out, and do what? you mean like finally re do your hair?

everyone around started amping it on some shyt
me: on the surface i was calm but deep down i was why she had to go in on my twist fukking bytch you think i can just get shoulder length over night
me: hhahaha you funny as shyt, you got it.

just when i thought her ass got the hint i wasn't trying to joan

her: I know i do, but a professional hairstylist is something you don't got

everyone else hit the .
in my head im like my momma twist my hair fukk it ill admit she got me in my feelings over that shyt mode was on.
me: ...Girl how your ankle ashy as shyt when your for head greasy as shyt. you got your purse from 7 eleven like shyt. 2015 and your snagle tooth ass is wearing some bell bottoms. if you dont get your panic at the disco jacket ass the fukk out of here. and you smell like what the rock was cooking like shyt. and your bottom lip on swole. you look like you shop at gussini. you still wear rubber bands on your wrist with your ugly ass. And this little hang time i do have at least i can say its mine.

everyone start even the 2 friends she was with.
her: i was just jooking geez!
me: nah dont duck this work now shorty. you look like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome like shyt. Why you lying telling your friend you got that jacket on the internet, whole time you got it at the liquor store. and you copped those Fusion 8's at the Exxon like shyt. and you look like you smoke black n milds with your dirty ass.

mind you we still smoking so im hitting the j's and the bong then going right back to cooking her shyt. im getting higher and higher thinking of more shyt to say.

all of a sudden she starts crying we all like like legit water works.
her: your so fukking mean, im a girl what the fukk is wrong with you.
her: you just blew my high i dont even feel like smoking anymore, im going home
me: kill... im smackkeddd.

she had the whip so her friends were like i guess we all leaving. they stepped and left all they weed( like 2 grams). we fired that shyt up. I feel real bad though like dam im a bytch ass nikka for that hoeass shyt.


TLDR made a girl cry while having a roasting session because i was high as shyt

How old are you ? Is everyting criss with da ganja bredrin ? N!gga out here sounding like..........

 

[Raye82]

It's a DMV thing. You have to hear it in the accent and the way nikkas stretch out the words. It's also the consecutive back2back to back joans

I'm from the DMV .

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I stopped reading half way through

Didn't even make it to the first punctuation mark

 

[iBrowse]

Didn't even make it to the first punctuation mark

That's because you can't read.

 

[CinnaSlim]

This made me feel

 

[flea]

LMAO. Cant lie, that was funny as fukk. Shorty had some good lines in there too. hahahaha

 

[Mowgli]

a group of us was at my mans house chilling and smoking and shyt. I was talking to this slim chick with the body of capri styles on the high everyone is hip im trying to bag her.then all of a sudden nikkas get to joaning. so im fried, i was waiting on my nikkas to say some shyt to me i was going to spark em up. next thing i know the girl who i was talking to friend started coming for me.
her: My friend like real dread head nikkas. your twist bony as shyt boy! you thought you had some hang time like shyt. witchur Coolio lookin ass

shyt got mad quiet for some reason... everyones face was like
me: that shyt was unexpected i thought it was going to be my mans to start it up. i dont even like going in on females. so im like chill out shorty... im not even trying to do that with you
her: i wish you could chill your hot ass breath out, and do what? you mean like finally re do your hair?

everyone around started amping it on some shyt
me: on the surface i was calm but deep down i was why she had to go in on my twist fukking bytch you think i can just get shoulder length over night
me: hhahaha you funny as shyt, you got it.

just when i thought her ass got the hint i wasn't trying to joan

her: I know i do, but a professional hairstylist is something you don't got

everyone else hit the .
in my head im like my momma twist my hair fukk it ill admit she got me in my feelings over that shyt mode was on.
me: ...Girl how your ankle ashy as shyt when your for head greasy as shyt. you got your purse from 7 eleven like shyt. 2015 and your snagle tooth ass is wearing some bell bottoms. if you dont get your panic at the disco jacket ass the fukk out of here. and you smell like what the rock was cooking like shyt. and your bottom lip on swole. you look like you shop at gussini. you still wear rubber bands on your wrist with your ugly ass. And this little hang time i do have at least i can say its mine.

everyone start even the 2 friends she was with.
her: i was just jooking geez!
me: nah dont duck this work now shorty. you look like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome like shyt. Why you lying telling your friend you got that jacket on the internet, whole time you got it at the liquor store. and you copped those Fusion 8's at the Exxon like shyt. and you look like you smoke black n milds with your dirty ass.

mind you we still smoking so im hitting the j's and the bong then going right back to cooking her shyt. im getting higher and higher thinking of more shyt to say.

all of a sudden she starts crying we all like like legit water works.
her: your so fukking mean, im a girl what the fukk is wrong with you.
her: you just blew my high i dont even feel like smoking anymore, im going home
me: kill... im smackkeddd.

she had the whip so her friends were like i guess we all leaving. they stepped and left all they weed( like 2 grams). we fired that shyt up. I feel real bad though like dam im a bytch ass nikka for that hoeass shyt.


TLDR made a girl cry while having a roasting session because i was high as shyt

. She must have been flabby n sick because that weak ass flurry to the gut was nothing compared to the hay makers she was hitting you with