Maggie Gyllenhall face is the only bad thing about the dark knight
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Yes...that is easily the most random yet hilarious opinion we’ve ever seen in this section of the Coli.
You talking about that jacksonville dude, right?
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
But on the real, I've heard that a lot of the female celebrities that get on get on because they're not so pretty that they threaten White women, who are a big part of the viewing audience.
White broads are insanely insecure and women who are too beautiful often intimidate them.
That's why they love to keep Black women in the "body positive" roles like Lizzo.
Like fine Black women threaten them, that's why a lot of the finest actresses you rarely see them.
Because even a lot of the prettier White women threaten the super fragile egos of average White chicks.
This makes a whole lot of sense now that you say it, my dawg.
This would explain why a Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst, Renee Zellweighxccgher, Reese Witherspoon,
Hilary Swank (who lettuce not forget, pulled off a role playing a boy), an’em stay having prominent roles...
yet (*bites fist*) ones like Morena Baccarin, Alice Eve, etc. have they chits go straight to Netflix or gotta
work the TV game to eat. Fascinating...
EDIT - forgot to mention gottdamn Nicole Kidman with that first group.
...and she was in Batman Forever, right? Lawd, Bruce Wayne got bad taste in broads.
That might need to be a whole thread in itself.
Devilinurear
Veteran
She kinda favors the dude from Hannibal, just that she has both her eyes still
U know what bugs me is this broad thinks she bad in the movie...
Like bruce and harvey dent fighting over a 3
The puss was bomb
She right up there with kristen dunst
Sunset in her prime was fukkable. Had a nice rack. Face slightly better. Had hips. Maggie isn’t attractive in any way.
Kirsten Dunst is actually looking right these days
bytch is milf'd out like a motherfukker, she done came a long way lol
Corny Batman
Caped Crusader
I was smashing Eartha Kitt when there were still laws against miscegenation, Robin.
They did when Andrew Garfield was Spiderman
.But on the real, I've heard that a lot of the female celebrities that get on get on because they're not so pretty that they threaten White women, who are a big part of the viewing audience.
White broads are insanely insecure and women who are too beautiful often intimidate them.
That's why they love to keep Black women in the "body positive" roles like Lizzo.
Like fine Black women threaten them, that's why a lot of the finest actresses you rarely see them.
Because even a lot of the prettier White women threaten the super fragile egos of average White chicks.
the avg gutterduck doesnt want their man gawkin at fine bytches on screengotdamn
hold up, kirsten married Fat Damon???
$cam-U-Well_Jack$on
Superstar
Y’all must haven’t seen this movie
One of my favorite movies ever.
"Why dont you peel off your face?"She kinda favors the dude from Hannibal, just that she has both her eyes still
"It sounded like a good idea at the time."
