Main Reason I had to Unfriend my Conspiracy pals today: "Jay Z Caught Shapeshifting on Flight"

[Patriarch]

What if Jay Z and them was Reptilian?
And 2020 was the end of men and all world civilians?

 

[ThaRealness]

You know you're great when people are telling folktales about you

 

[staticshock]

Greatest NYC rapper ever

 

[Pressure]

So let me get this straight nikka record everything but no one record this one

You need a special camera to capture shape shifting.

Spoiler: ...

:HAHAPHIL:

 

[At30wecashout]

These chain message tin foil hat ass nikkas are the fukking worst

Had a broad tell me Rihanna transformed into a demon and thats why Chris Brown gave her the lumps

Thats the funniest explanation for that fukkery I have ever seen. Bhris Brown was on his Devil May Cry shyt that night.

 

[LennoxWine]

I missed out on bitcoin
I missed out on being an IG celeb
Miss out on being on Sa Neter couch

I need a new hustle for some fools to buy into

Maybe I should go the way of infowars and make up whatever shyt comes to my head

Make videos with gifs like DJ Akademiks about the illuminati
Cool easy going background music

And eat off of views

People love being spoonfed bullshyt why not

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

My nikka Jay Ben 10 with the Omnitrix

 

[calixprynce]

Cac bytch said " There's a lizard on board and it's name is Jay Z"

yo whoever made these tweets

 

[#1 pick]

Camel Lizard

 

[.r.]

It must by true since its on the Internet.

 

[Cuban Pete]

A camel on a camel that turned into a lizard GOD DAMN no wonder a nikka retired it was no more shapeshifting left to STEAL from BIG!!!!!!!

 

[The Fade]

It must by true since its on the Internet.

Some nikkas' only religion is watching conspiracy youtube videos all day and looking at blurry coincidental ambiguous jpegs as "proof" of anything

 

[Doobie Doo]

These chain message tin foil hat ass nikkas are the fukking worst

Had a broad tell me Rihanna transformed into a demon and thats why Chris Brown gave her the lumps

. Chris in the Lambo was like

 

[MrBillCollecta]

That damn twitter doesnt even exist.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Jay did sample 5 to 1 by the doors
(morrison the lizard king)

Spoiler