Make a fukkery prediction for 2023

[Orbital-Fetus]

He’s not even in Congress

Don't have to be to be speaker

Literally anyone can be voted Speaker of the House.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Trump starts a trading cards empire.

Several people on the coli will get offended by something stupid.

AOC dyes her hair blonde, the internet loses it.

Going forward babies will be born with an IP Address

 

[Payday23]

Dogset will take tremendous losses

 

[Micky Mikey]

2023 will be an inflection point for climate change. Anyone who has been paying a little bit of attention already knows its a problem. However, the coming wildfires, heatwaves and droughts will be too severe for us to no longer ignore. The American right will continue to down play it. But I do think it will become a deciding factor in how people vote going forward.

There will be breakthroughs for A.I., both good and bad.

The Russia and Ukraine conflict will intensify. Russia will grow increasingly desperate and the likelihood for nukes being used will be a real possibility.

To obsfucate from domestic issues China will grow increasingly more belligerent towards Taiwan. I don't see them invading yet but the saber rattling will ante up.

UFOs.....UAPs....we'll get closer to the truth.

COVID will still be a problem



And it being the 2023 there will be some black swan event that no one saw coming

 

[Elim Garak]

The next woman Keith Murray will say he fukked will be Aaliyah.

 

[weather so breezy]

king charles dead

 

[Elim Garak]

The next woman Keith Murray will say he fukked will be Aaliyah.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Trump wins the GOP nomination

 

[Kingshango]

Kanye speaking at a KKK rally and world premiere’s a new song there.

And that’s not out the realm of possibility.

 

[null]

2023:

True AI singularity is created
ETH blockchain gets compromised - is rolled back
A social media influencer becomes president of a country
A sentient alien species appears live on TV/online

(late) Feb 2023

Pentagon refuses to rule out that objects flying over the US are ALIENS as octagonal one is gunned down by F-16 fighter over Lake Huron after flying near sensitive military sites in Montana​

• A third unknown aerial object was shot down over the Great Lakes on Sunday
• Authorities are not ruling out that the three most recent objects could be linked to aliens and extraterrestrials, US Air Force General Glen VanHerck said
• They are not calling them balloons - as they are still not sure what the objects are

Pentagon refuses to rule out objects flying over the US are ALIENS

The Pentagon has refused to rule out that the recent unidentified objects shot out of the sky could be aliens - after the most recent was gunned down over Lake Huron today.

www.dailymail.co.uk

SSL/public key encryption is compromised
Tesla admits Lidar/HiDef near radar is required - starts massive recall
Secret meeting of world leaders + billionaires gets filmed and leaked online
Google glass-like facial tech wearable blows up

Earthquake in major country - G10

~Jan 2023
Turkey.

Anti-aging cure discovered
Fusion energy at scale solved

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Akademiks will get physically assaulted within 5 years

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

The US, China and Russia will Unite to fight against Aliens





Kim Jong Un will join the side of the Aliens

 

[Elim Garak]

The US, China and Russia will Unite to fight against Aliens





Kim Jong Un will join the side of the Aliens

Nah it's too late for this prediction lol. This now seems probable.

 

[Shadow King]

I think china gonna pull a Russia (ww1 was started with less fukkery)
so we might get a taste of a prelude to ww3


I think alt right gonna have a civil war with it's self Trumpers vs destantism



Actually think we see some riots again not sure whats going to trigger it though.

WW1's start was more simple but the fukkery of a nation's heir apparent being assassinated isn't "less".

 

[Shadow King]

A major hip-hop figure will come out of the closet.
A crypto makes it's investors the wealthiest group in the planet for a day before crashing.
A celebrity/politician/elite wealth individual will get caught in a mass shooting and force changes in gun control laws.
UBI talks begin only after violence over food price gouging reaches a boiling point.
China or the US will reveal a secret about the other regarding the origin of COVID and their agenda built around it.
A rapper gets indicted for actually being real life James St. Patrick.