Make up a better lie than the poster above you.

[Originalman]

I lost it at the triple back flip.

Breh the funny part is the car model / brand keeps changing throughout the story.

Man this one of the best posts on TLR.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

I answered every call when I worked at a suicide prevention hotline.

 

[Why-Fi]

a korean prostitute told me yesterday that when i get my doctorates, i could get a better job, make more money, then marry her. i told her she doesnt need a husband, she slapped my ass and said i was right

 

[TEH]

I never had 6 certs, 6 dimes, 6 pawgs, am not over 6 ft, don't have a 6 pack and don't drive a 6 series

 

[Texasdymond]

I answered every call when I worked at a suicide prevention hotline.