Mal talking about his ex gf. how lame is this

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

At the end of the day, most brehs have done simp shyt at least once…


But to admit it to strangers openly is a man code violation.


Technology has given simps a platform

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

This man has worn stonewashed, ripped skinny jeans unironically

Dude been a lame, 'Mr. Me Too' ass jobber.

 

[Charlie Sollers]

This man has the audacity to talk about accounting malpractice with Joe Budden when he's throwing money away to pay for a woman's date he ain't even with.

 

[Blessings]

Mal been a clown

 

[se1f_made]

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

How about they never dated in the first place.

THIS!

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

MalCel

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

nikkas can’t tell me Mal ain’t one of the lamest most insecure nikkas of all time. He tries to covarr all that shyt up by playing it “cool”. His cool is awkward and goofy. I truly believe the dude is a homo.

This bytch texting him how good the restaurant is while she out with the next nikka? I’m dubious.

Him calling and paying for the meal is just silly. I would have respected it more if he said “yo I’m gonna pay for your 1/2 of the meal, leave dude at the table and slide thru”

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

A lame with money is still a lame.. You see it all the time with sports stars and entertainers... When those leaked messages and tell alls come out.. They always on some corny ass shyt

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I just thought about this... This nikka lying like a motherfukka



How in the fukk you call a restaurant and pay for nikkas eating there?

"Yo yo yo yo... My ex Tamika is there with some nikka.. Nah I don't know his name. But they there. HER name is Tamika so just see what table they are at... Ok you found them.. Aight cool. So I'm gonna pay for their food. Oh they not done eating yet? Ok well I'm gonna pay up to this point. Here's my credit info.. Oh you don't do that here? They have to actually close the tab first? Well can I give you the info and you don't tell them so they make sure they don't run up some more money? Oh you can't? Ok call me back when they ask for the check so I can give you my info but also don't tell them it's me. Aight peace."

 

[trapnerd]

Ive done something like this before…. But I paid in that nikka face, and not over the phone.

I also smashed shawdy a week later.

Am I a simp?

 

[the artist known az]

Ive done something like this before…. But I paid in that nikka face, and not over the phone.

I also smashed shawdy a week later.

Am I a simp?

Nah just lame

 

[alpo]

Ive done something like this before…. But I paid in that nikka face, and not over the phone.

I also smashed shawdy a week later.

Am I a simp?

We don’t believe you, you need more people

 

[Treblemaka]

Dude on the date has to take an automatic L for going out with someone that is texting someone she used to date about what she's doing with another date.

You gotta bush a woman acting like that on GP, she's for the BS and games.

Take the free meal and smash if you can, but never take her seriously.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Ive done something like this before…. But I paid in that nikka face, and not over the phone.

I also smashed shawdy a week later.

Am I a simp?

Yea you paid for another mans meal just for some used up p*ssy you already had for less