OBAMA the definition of a textbook c00n but that don't bother you huh?
*the phone rings*
Obama: hello

Half brother: hello my brehdah

Obama: i keep telling you that you cant be vice president

Half brother: but it was fathers dying wish.

Obama:

Half brother: how about chief of staff

Obama: it's not how it works.

Half brother: I could live in the white house...yes?

Obama: i'm about to move man....last term.
Half brother: fathers dying wishes are damned

Obama: he wasnt there for me man so fukk his wishes

Half brother: looks like father would want me to vote for trump

Obama: who gives a fukk

*fumble with the phone*
Michelle: stop calling here ole hoe ass nikka

Half brother: ask brother could i move in

Michelle: yo mama's clit got a piss hole with her lil dikk ass.

Half brother: may i speak to my brother please.

*click*