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you just opened up a whole new world of creepery to me

ima start paying hookers to sit shotgun with me while i park infront of high schools and look at the tenders like :takedat:

"oh no officer, me and my wife here *locks hands with whore* were just waiting on our beautiful child to get out of class" :mjpls:

"A 10 year old with footwork like that and he's 6"3 already?"

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Don't disrespect my GOAT franchise like that, no Laker would swoon over a spur like this guy does. :mjpls:


It was your people that supported my initiation to LWO, I'm no Laker fan and Tim Duncan is my muse :noah:

He got me looking at my girl like maybe I made the wrong choice, maybe I need me a very plain white woman like he has and I'm about to start cutting my hair myself, fukk lines they don't help with post moves.
 

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I've coached 8-12 year olds before, but just as a volunteer thing so I couldn't rock the suit on the sidelines or scream at them for their weak fundamentals :sadcam:

what did you teach them? How were their fundamentals after a some practice?
 

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It was your people that supported my initiation to LWO, I'm no Laker fan and Tim Duncan is my muse :noah:

He got me looking at my girl like maybe I made the wrong choice, maybe I need me a very plain white woman like he has and I'm about to start cutting my hair myself, fukk lines they don't help with post moves.

lmao go to the barbershop and ask for the Fundamental
 

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@Malta how do feel about PJ carlismo and his offensive sets (if u even give a fukk about watching nets games)

I like that he's basically doubled the amount of touches Lopez gets in the post over what Avery did, and all the isos they run play more to the strengths of JJ, but it really wont fly in the playoffs.
 
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It was your people that supported my initiation to LWO, I'm no Laker fan and Tim Duncan is my muse :noah:

He got me looking at my girl like maybe I made the wrong choice, maybe I need me a very plain white woman like he has and I'm about to start cutting my hair myself, fukk lines they don't help with post moves.

Out of respect to your immense basketball knowledge I'm sure, aside from that your damn near an enemy combatant of this dynamic GOAT franchise shyt. mitter made it here now, so your no longer needed...accepted, but not needed. :ehh:
 

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what did you teach them? How were their fundamentals after a some practice?

I taught them Mikan drills even though most of them couldn't do it, dribbling through cones, proper form and told them to focus on their off-hand more.

It was a lot of 5 on 5 and no real coaching, supervising is more like it. What I gained from it though is that girls are MUCH more coachable than boys, they actually listened to me while all the little nikkas acted like they knew everything :playahata:
 

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I like that he's basically doubled the amount of touches Lopez gets in the post over what Avery did, and all the isos they run play more to the strengths of JJ, but it really wont fly in the playoffs.

word. i was thinking that 70-80% of their offense should be PnR/PnP since blatche, lopez and bumphries can shoot the J and finish at the rim.. fukk JJ he can just spot up until they need a clutch bucket.

how u feel about lopez tryin to steal tim duncans offensive moves?... he swagger jackin a lil something.
 

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Out of respect to your immense basketball knowledge I'm sure, aside from that your damn near an enemy combatant of this dynamic GOAT franchise shyt. mitter made it here now, so your no longer needed...accepted, but not needed. :ehh:

@mitter has a appreciation for big men, he and I are like Hall and Oates, he's probably disgusted watching you all parade that sack of shyt center out onto the floor.
 
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He's an inept coach that only has a job currently because CP3 makes him appear better than he is.

I'm not gonna act like I could do a better job, but I think I could :manny:

Last question, do u think Blake Griffin will ever reach his potential? :ohlawd:
 
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