whenever this happens to me i get mad as fukk...i been thinking "somewhere, in this world...there is a lame as nikka who toilet is flushing...this nikka aint as tall as me, as in shape as me, got a job as good as mine, probably alone, or at least his girl don't look like mine...this nikka don't have cross fire enabled video cards and his gaming pc like i do...but this lame as nikka toilet is flushing"
But then...after i put in that plunger work (you got that bell shaped plunger right

) i be like "damn it's good to be alive...

I'm gonna eat the puss tonight from the back right after she work out
And then...the first dump i take after the toilet is unclogged...oh man that shyt is...
i be like "fukk you toilet...swallow this shyt nikka 