man arrested after submitting application to be a hitman

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"Put me in coach."

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yes, he admitted he was considering law enforcement to the fbi agent.




"I was looking into civilian law enforcement but that's not for me," he told the agent, according to the criminal complaint. "I wanted something more exciting."

Look at him. You can tell he isn't that bright smh. Guys like him should not have firearms in their possession.

Ironically, if he were smarter, he could've gotten the same job abroad. Aren't the Wagner group and blackwater doing the exact same gig and offering 6figs to ex-military ?

If he wants to kill people he is welcome to go to an actual warzone in Yemen, mali, or Ukraine.
 

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that man was just trying to kill folks so he could feed his family :mjcry:
From the website, “
We are 100% HIPPACompliant
(Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964)”

:mjlol:
As someone that actually works in healthcare... :dead:!!
 

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He's slow. Not saying this as a joke. Look at his words and thought process. Ironically, this is the type that gets sent to Infantry because they can't do anything else.

Then they end up on someone's police force.

Lol it’s difficult to get into the air force. And stupidity doesn’t last too long in the infantry. This dude looks like he breathes through his mouth. We would have broken him down into tears from a week, no yelling required. Just look at him all disappointed like “so this is the sperm that made it too the egg huh”.
 

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Lol it’s difficult to get into the air force. And stupidity doesn’t last too long in the infantry. This dude looks like he breathes through his mouth. We would have broken him down into tears from a week, no yelling required. Just look at him all disappointed like “so this is the sperm that made it too the egg huh”.
they not deploying like that anymore man lol

you know this dude would've got one patrol at the most and been stuck on kitchen duty indefinitely for his whole rotation
 

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From the website, “
We are 100% HIPPACompliant
(Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964)”

:mjlol:
they selling this on a T-shirt too :dead: do you get arrested for buying the shirt?
 
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