Man ate three edibles and hasn't tweeted since.

[Tombstone]

I remember my first edible

It was my first month or two of college and a nikka was broke as fukk and hungry. My homeboy made brownies and he didnt cut them up yet so I just ate however much to make me full.

1-2 Hours later I'm beggin this nikka to take me to the hopsital scared to go inside my house.

Homeboy was like "No one died over a weed overdose"
I was like "I can die from a heart attack though, you laced that shyt you godamn crackhead"

Sat outside tripping balls then I went inside to lay down, nikka felt so scared for my life cuz my heart was beatin so fast and when I layed down It felt like my bed was quick sand and trying to swallow me.

Meanwhile everybody I knew around the neighborhood who had some had a combination of these faces cuz they told me not to eat so much and seen me trippin walkin around the neighborhood lookin lost in the universe.

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Now i dont know if i wanna eat one now

If you dont take too much shyt is amazing. But if you never done it before, rather take too less than too much

 

[GreenGhxst]

I remember my first edible

It was my first month or two of college and a nikka was broke as fukk and hungry. My homeboy made brownies and he didnt cut them up yet so I just ate however much to make me full.

1-2 Hours later I'm beggin this nikka to take me to the hopsital scared to go inside my house.

Homeboy was like "No one died over a weed overdose"
I was like "I can die from a heart attack though, you laced that shyt you godamn crackhead"

Sat outside tripping balls then I went inside to lay down, nikka felt so scared for my life cuz my heart was beatin so fast and when I layed down It felt like my bed was quick sand and trying to swallow me.

Meanwhile everybody I knew around the neighborhood who had some had a combination of these faces cuz they told me not to eat so much and seen me trippin walkin around the neighborhood lookin lost in the universe.

 

[verbalkint]

Had a bad trip at a hooters lol.. While everyone else is banging out all you can eat wings and brew this was pretty much my night...

 

[flea]

p*ssy.

Why you got DJ Kay Slay in your avy?

 

[FruitOfTheVale]

5 star thread

I remember the fist time I was at hippie hill in Frisco on 4/20 5 years ago. shyt was crazy, nikkas hotboxed the entire park

I smoked about 5 Js and my nikka came through with two Dutches. After about an hour this bytch I knew walked by and was passing around these chocolate and rice krispy edibles, she gave us like 6 of them for free the chocolates were tiny af (or so I thought) so I ate 3 of them at once because at that point I was hungry

Half an hour later we were watching a cypher and decided to get something to eat... somehow the sun felt like it got hella bright and I was legit blind for half an hour I couldn't see shyt and almost got hit by a car

When we got to the taco joint I lost my balance while standing in line thought I was on another planet fr.

Take edibles on an empty stomach brehs

 

[el_oh_el]

Man i havent been able to create an edible for shyt
Tried firecrackers...barely any effect

 

[IVS]

The best shyt ever was when my cousins and I popped some edibles and sat on the porch of my grandmas apartment building. It was lil kids outside playing and talking....but my cousins and I swore it sounded like Chinese. I still believe them lil black kids in the hood started speaking chinese for a lil bit.

I love the feeling when they sink in. LOL. Of course I have a fresh batch of canna coconut oil in the house. Mm mM b!sh

Im bout to throw some tincture sub lingua, and get the weekend stawted off while I exit the office.

 

[ImGucci]

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I got drunk once and had no bud but remembered I had a fruity pebbles edible square my girl's brother got me from Cali. I decide I'll eat this but I'm drunk so of course I eat the entire square . 45 minutes pass and I just finished eating a whole plate of leftover BBQ from my neighbors party so I'm nice and full feeling very . Then it happened. It fukking kicked in. And I instantly went from to . Felt like I was instantly transported to HELL. I had to ask myself if I dropped acid or ate shrooms CAUSE THIS DID NOT FEEL LIKE A WEED HIGH. I'm pacing back and forth thinking of how to make this shyt go away. I can't eat cause I'm already full as fukk, I'm drinking milk like shyt and I'm just getting higher and higher, i hopped in the shower like three times and that isn't working either my bedroom and living room felt like a fukking prison. I keep trying to sleep it off but every time I lay down I got a wild anxiety attack and I instantly jumped back up and kept pacing back and forth from my bedroom to my living room. This was constant, just walking around my living room to walking into my bedroom in circles. I think my body eventually got tired cause next thing I know it's morning and I have to go to work. Felt like I wasted an entire Sunday. fukk edibles. That high was not wavy. I know I ate too much but still, fukk that. This is a long post but I'm drunk so if u read all this, here's a handshake

I was dating a chick who had weed butter and dunkaroos.
I smoked before multiple times, so I ate a couple dunkaroos in the butter and didn't think anything of it.
Me and the chick went in the bedroom afterward and I laid the pipe. I didn't notice then my D was like pulsing.
Sex was amaze but the high didn't hit yet, I felt normal.


About a hour later, the THC starts flowing to my head and my vision starts going in and out like a cartoon.
So I tried to leave my girls house, cause it was a Sunday night and I had to be in work the next day.
Once I start walking, the panic attack started.
I had to lay down at her crib for like 2 hours. Hoping the high would come down. I kept drinking water, cause I didnt want to get dehydrated.

Brehhh
That was the longest 2 hours of my life, I thought my heart was going to come out my chest. The funny thing is my girl who also ate some was sleeping like a baby like nothing happened, while I'm thinking maybe she got a bad batch.

And she was white btw, so in case it was a bad batch I didnt want to be anywhere in the house if the cops came.
Seeing two people strung out on weed, one black and one white. I knew they would blame a brother, even though it was her weed butter.

So I ended up driving home that night
I drove the slowest, I've ever drove in my life. Like grandmother, I didn't want to be pulled over. Cause I knew I would be done. Cause my hands kept shaking from the THC. I ended making it home that night, with no ancident. To this day, I still have no clue how I managed that.

I remember when I got home, I was like this in my bed
But I kept getting up and looking out the window of my house cause I thought the cops were going to be coming at any second, cause they knew I was driving high or some shiiiitttt.
My mind was paranoid AF with all that THC going through my blood.

Never again brehhss

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

smoked once with fela kuti's "water no get enemy" in my headphones.. brehs.. when that chorus dropped I got scared as hell..
I thought the ancestral spirits were coming to get me because I fukked up the weed.. OMG it was the scariest 2/3 hours of my life

Fela kuti pops put me on

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Panic attacks when you're high and alone are no joke breh. It's happened to be before

shyt will have you sitting in the closet with your heart racing like

 

[Another Man]

Why you got DJ Kay Slay in your avy?

This dude thought he was gonna od off edibles
Youre sweeter than that square was

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

I had just a corner of a brownie at work (a restaurant) and I was swearing I was predicting everything before it happened and that I was guaranteed to get fired after work.

Not taking into account that work in of itself in the restaurant industry is already monotonous as hell but I swear I was the entire time.

If you're gonna try edibles start off slow and make sure you have the day off.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Now i dont know if i wanna eat one now

Depending on the potency it can be either Bliss or a Waking Nightmare...

You can always eat more... but you can't eat less...

 

[jackswstd]

I've had weed infused jelly. With edibles you have to test your tolerance.