Man back in the day you absolutely had to be in shape

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nikkaz was limping back after a 3 week journey with an arrow still stuck in their eye socket and half their fingers missing. And still gotta get back to farming or risk starving to death months later.

Today a 19year old 125 pound motherfukka with an AR-15 fresh off Call Of Duty marathon gets deployed only to get bodied by a roadside bomb or sniper and never gets to feel the battle or there death.
 

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facts.... after we get finished mourning the brothers we lost on the path to victory.....:mjcry:



time to smash :blessed:


people....well, most people don't wanna talk about how big a role in history rape has played.
think about it.
aside from killing, rape is probably the act that reverberates throughout history more than anything.
it may even ring louder than killing because...

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This is a Eurocentric view of "back in the day"
But I get you

My back in the day ancestor was always in shape from persistence hunting and communal farming and all announcements were distributed quickly via organized chieftains who met regularly :mjpls:
Our enemies typically lived relatively near by since we didn't have feudal nation states

Yeah im watching Vikings and these nikkas fighting on the beach and I'm like I know damn well somebody tore an ACL trying to fight in that shyt. Them nikkas weren't stretching in them days
 

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facts.... but its an honor to defend your homeland... Men took pride in that shyt.... I always say, the most honorable death for a man is from an enemy's bullet or arrow.... dying on the field of battle.



Not gonna lie, that shyt sound like fun.

We missed out on some fun times.... think about how hard they partied after conquering an enemy and acquiring new territory :blessed:

Fun? That shyt sound miserable :mjtf:
Muafukkas basically walking hundreds of miles carrying a heavy ass shield and sword with no arch support :damn:
 

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Everybody was in shape before 2000.

I can see why people were popping out kids so much in the 20th century and way before. Everybody was naturally sexy from pics and videos.

Seems like everybody from a non english speaking country still in decent shape, from Rwanda to Russia
 

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Everybody was in shape before 2000.

I can see why people were popping out kids so much in the 20th century and way before. Everybody was naturally sexy from pics and videos.

Seems like everybody from a non english speaking country still in decent shape, from Rwanda to Russia

Bruh i was doing the math and calculated you couldn't as a man forreal be out of shape until 1987.:patrice:
See before then you'd be working your regular 9-5 plumbing gig or be in the mall selling VCRs and then news breaks that your local sports team just lost a reserve bench warmer, now the GM calling you up cause you used to be All City 10 years ago and he saw an old press clipping of you at the dentist earlier that day. :wtf:
Next thing you know you gotta learn the playbook and go run crossing routes against the Steelers on Sunday :damn:
Or try to guard Wilt Chamberlain in the post :damn:

Can't be out there winded tired and struggling to breathe. Had to stay ready :martin:
 

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Man you go from farming your lil patch of land then all of a sudden had to go off to war cause your king got beef with somebody. And you don't know nothing bout it cause news travel so slow. :francis:
Plus you aint even in the army you just an able body man:gucci:
Now out the blue you got to go to war. War where you had to march, march weeks just to get to the fight. Then you had to duck and dodge muafukkin arrows and spears falling out the sky and dudes with swords :damn:
Can't be out there:flabbynsick: tearing ACLs and pulling hammys cause you aint stretched :martin:
:troll: you sure you can hold a shield high enough?

 

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Bruh i was doing the math and calculated you couldn't as a man forreal be out of shape until 1987.:patrice:
See before then you'd be working your regular 9-5 plumbing gig or be in the mall selling VCRs and then news breaks that your local sports team just lost a reserve bench warmer, now the GM calling you up cause you used to be All City 10 years ago and he saw an old press clipping of you at the dentist earlier that day. :wtf:
Next thing you know you gotta learn the playbook and go run crossing routes against the Steelers on Sunday :damn:
Or try to guard Wilt Chamberlain in the post :damn:

Can't be out there winded tired and struggling to breathe. Had to stay ready :martin:


you look at old footage from the mid 1980s and before and what people in those times considered fat :patrice:
 

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This is a Eurocentric view of "back in the day"
But I get you

My back in the day ancestor was always in shape from persistence hunting and communal farming and all announcements were distributed quickly via organized chieftains who met regularly :mjpls:
Our enemies typically lived relatively near by since we didn't have feudal nation states
nikkas gotta militant tinge everything :mjlol:
 
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