Man Claims He Burned $1M in Cash to Keep It From His Ex-Wife

[Tasha And]

He buried that shyt.

She better hire a PI to follow him around after he gets out of jail.

But then again, the private detective would probably dig the shyt up himself and run off with it

 

[Maximus Rex]

He didn't burn that money, guarantee it's in a safe place far away from her.

Like it's that easy

Judge even told him his life was gonna get worse until he comes up with the money

Nobody is riding off into the sunset

 

[BezO]

Ehh, I would've spent it tryin' to get custody and avoid child support. Then AFTER the divorce, I would've done somethin' to claim hardship and inability to continue alimony payments.

This is WAY funnier though.

And yeah, the linked stories. 99 cell phones to fake a traffic jam? Ha!

 

[Heretic]

Like it's that easy

Judge even told him his life was gonna get worse until he comes up with the money

Nobody is riding off into the sunset

What he gon do if he doesn't come up with the money? Keep him in jail indefinitely? He'll have a million waiting on him when he get out, dude seems petty enough to sit in jail and be stubborn.


Judge: where's the money sir!

Petty ass husband: I burnt that shyt

Judge: come up with the money or else!

Petty ass husband: burnt it

Judge: I will throw your ass in jail son, do you hear me?

Petty ass husband: ok ok I'll tell you where it is...

Judge: ok... where? I'm waiting

Petty ass husband: B-U-R-N-T... BURNT! fukk you and that bytch! *shakes handcuffs on the way to jail*

 

[Sterling Archer]

I was happy and clapping him on his back. Inside I was furious cause I didn’t get that lick

"You done came up boy. "

 

[General Mills]

"You done came up boy. "

EXACTLY. And I scoured the Craigslist used car list daily for a year after that looking for a similar deal lol

 

[Sterling Archer]

EXACTLY. And I scoured the Craigslist used car list daily for a year after that looking for a similar deal lol

Thats where I came up too. Craigslist.

 

[Sterling Archer]

@LebronsHairline
It was black. I still have the videos he sent me of the car.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Elle Seven]

That's just the way I see it based on my own mother and fathers experience with me. He always have me plenty of support so my mother felt no need to put him on child support. Like if he's being the kind of dad who ghosts on their kid I understand but if he's raising them and involved in their lives he should be already supplying them with resources. That's just how I see it

Might I play Devil's advocate for a moment?

Unless I'm misconstrueing what you are saying, the logic still applies. She may have had to take him to court, not because she was a bad mother, but perhaps because he was a bad father.

When my own mother took us kids and left my father, she was adamant she did not want the courts involved. She always told me my father was a good man and did right by his kids. She went to him straight up and tried to work out something between the two of them.

However, because she left him, to spite her, he didn't honor their agreement and pay anything for us. She didn't want to but she eventually got the courts involved. Then he just stopped working...

This was my father, who, up until then, I could only remember as being loving and doting on us kids, who was now purposely taking out on his kids the anger he felt for his wife.

You just never know.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Sure he burned all the money.

 

[Ziggiy]

Vick did two years for Dog Fighting.


Never forget

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm more concerned about all the other fukkery linked in the article

Reality TV Surgeon and Girlfriend Accused of Drugging and Raping 1,000 Women to Have All Charges Dropped

 

[Cat piss martini]

what million dollars your honor?

 

[MikelArteta]

HAHA Same type of story. Years ago my homie bought a one year old Jag off this older white lady for one thousand bucks. And get this. He did not even have all of the cash on hand. She let him make it in two different payments. He saw it listed on Craigslist and thought it was either a scam or a parts car. So he called and she said yeah one grand. Nothing wrong with it. He told her his money situation she told him bring half and bring the other half when you get paid again.


He said he pulls up to the house and its a damn mini mansion. Some Kevin Mcallister crib. She signs the title over and everything. He was She said she is going thru a divorce and is selling everything so her dead beat husband cant get it. Said he has not worked in 15 years.

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