Man claims he killed Bigfoot in San Antonio

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If there's definitive proof of Bigfoot within the next 5 years I'll paypal you $500

Not necessary. ..I'm not sure we're capable of proving them.

If it's as I suspect and they're even more evolved than us, or they have "help".

Put it this way, can a penguin prove to another penguin humans exist? It's simply not in their ability.

Our species has a habit of ignoring what we can't explain. Such is the case with ufo's.
 

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Black guy in Puerto Rico?.:upsetfavre:
um yeah, and i was catching the bus and shyt like that 2. Puerto Rico aint gully niggga! i'm from bmore daddy fuc what u heard slim...da fuc some lil guala gualas gonna do to me? (I was kinda shook when i got lost 1 day tho)
 

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um yeah, and i was catching the bus and shyt like that 2. Puerto Rico aint gully niggga! i'm from bmore daddy fuc what u heard slim...da fuc some lil guala gualas gonna do to me? (I was kinda shook when i got lost 1 day tho)
shut yo nappy ass up
 

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While he was researching the King Alfred Plan for the next Hidden Colors movie, Dr. Tariq Nasheed uncovered THIS secret government document that THEY do NOT want YOU to READ.

Document Alpha-1596-1000: Missive from Director Jones
You've probably heard the rumors before now. Everyone without the clearance level to know better wants to get their dig in. "Did you hear Sasquatch is an SCP? Are we gonna capture and contain Batboy next?"

Yes. Bigfoot is SCP-1000.

I'm sure you've snickered. Don't worry. Contrary to rumors, we don't actually assign you to "Keter duty" for finding something humorous.

You think Bigfoot is funny because we want you to think Bigfoot is funny. We've bankrolled Hollywood comedies and farcical documentaries, paid off men in gorilla suits, perpetrated hoaxes with bear prints and goat fur, bribed and brainwashed cartoonists to get especially silly depictions on children's television. Even the term "Bigfoot" comes from us, planted in the media in 1958, a term people would find even harder to take seriously than "Sasquatch".

Why? We'll get to that.

The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.

There is no such thing as the "anomalous pseudo-disease" referred to as SCP-1000-f1. SCP-1000 does not possess a magical death aura. In fact, SCP-1000 does not directly exhibit any anomalous effect whatsoever.

We also lied about SCP-1000's intelligence level. SCP-1000 aren't chimp-level smart. They're smarter - to be precise, they are exactly as smart as us.

That brings us to the lies of omission. That's what this letter is for. The lies came from me, so I figure the truth should come from me as well.

This is the story we got from the Children of the Sun who defected to us. It's story we didn't believe - refused to believe, at first.

As you've already read, the apes we call SCP-1000 evolved alongside us. We walked in the daytime, they walked in the nighttime, our nocturnal siblings in the shadows.

But while we were still wandering hunter-gatherers, they… changed. Like we would, a few thousand years later. Tools. Weapons. Agriculture. Domesticated animals. Stable settlements. As humanity blinked in the Pleistocene sun, SCP-1000's population exploded across the night. They blanketed the planet in the tens of billions.

They made things that we still can't comprehend, even though we've thoroughly studied the surviving pieces. Organic technology. They made trees and birds of prey grow into fast-moving ships, herds of animals that became trains, bushes that became flying vehicles. From insects and pigeons they made things equivalent to cell phones, televisions, computers. Atomic bombs. The Children describe vast shining cities, stretching across glaciers and penetrating the deepest caverns, grown skyships of ivory and spider-silk, creatures tending them with hundreds of blinking eyes.

We were rare, like gorillas now, a few hundred thousand left at best. We avoided their settlements just like wild animals today avoid ours. SCP-1000 understood we were intelligent like them, but avoided us just as we avoided them, saw us as fairies, as gnomes, ascribed us supernatural powers, said we ate bad children while they slept in daylight. They fenced off our dwindling wild populations in conservatories, outlawed poaching but in the underground consumed our bones as aphrodisiacs.

Then their civilization fell. And we did it. By 'we' I don't mean the Foundation. By 'we', I mean humanity.

The story is muddy. Supposedly a trickster forest god showed humanity favor, showed us the master's tools and how to use them. Why we did it, we don't know. Perhaps they hunted us, perhaps we were simply afraid. Perhaps it was just that they fenced us in, unintentionally or not. We simply don't know what the truth is. Somehow we acquired SCP-1000's own technology, and with it, we instigated an SK-class dominance shift in which humanity became the dominant species of Earth.

We wiped out 70% of SCP-1000's population in a single day. The Day of Flowers, the Children called it. Supposedly every flower bloomed that day, while our enemies died in their sleep. Then we hunted the rest down. But we went further than just killing them. With a few of the more twisted of SCP-1000's devices, we drove the survivors mad, even those hiding beyond our reach. We trapped them in their own minds, blocking higher functions and leaving their bodies to fend for themselves like any ordinary ape. We slaughtered their living machines and burned their vast shining cities with SCP-1000's bioweapons that reduced everything to slurry and dust that washed or blew away in spring rain and wind.

We left no traces. Not even our own memory. We turned one of the weapons on ourselves, wiped out any knowledge of SCP-1000 and the greatest civilization the planet had ever seen. Only a few humans protected themselves from the effect, kept the forbidden knowledge, just in case. The rest of us went back to being hunter-gatherers, none the wiser.

Which brings us to today.

You're going to read all about this in the level 3 documentation, but I'll give you the short version here: SCP-1000 are somehow regaining their forgotten intelligence and knowledge. Maybe they never truly lost it. We don't know.

This is why the ever-increasing number of "Bigfoot sightings" is so worrying. Why the attempts at contact, however indecipherable, are even more worrying.

Yes. SCP-1000 are just like us. That's what makes them so dangerous. We wiped them from history and memory. We dissolved their civilization and we slaughtered most of their species. Just ask yourselves: If they got the chance, what more would they do to us?

Addendum 1000-056-D: Instances of SCP-1000 have tried to make contact with Foundation personnel on multiple occasions. Most of these attempts at contact have [DATA EXPUNGED] untranslated, though recent attempts show that some instances of SCP-1000 are capable of communicating in English.

Log 1000-ad065-x1: The following is a rough translation of recent SCP-1000 attempt at communication with Foundation personnel on ██/██/███ (see attached documentation).

we forgive you;
given choice for now, not forever;
let us back in
 

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probably though it was a blk man.....u know that cac was disspointed ...
 

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:duck: wait a year to say you killed one of the most mysterious mythical beast in the world brehs.
 

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if you know what dermal ridges are then you know that the creature exists. they're the equivalent of fingerprints for the feet and the fbi has stated that it's "practically impossible" to hoax them. they've found them going up 100's of yards of steep rock quarry that couldn't be reached by humans or machines. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that there is a flesh and blood species leaving these tracks out in completely desolate areas. trust me when i tell you that everyday people don't know what a midtarsal break is.
 

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if you know what dermal ridges are then you know that the creature exists. they're the equivalent of fingerprints for the feet and the fbi has stated that it's "practically impossible" to hoax them. they've found them going up 100's of yards of steep rock quarry that couldn't be reached by humans or machines. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that there is a flesh and blood species leaving these tracks out in completely desolate areas. trust me when i tell you that everyday people don't know what a midtarsal break is.

Is that right? :skip:
 

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if you know what dermal ridges are then you know that the creature exists. they're the equivalent of fingerprints for the feet and the fbi has stated that it's "practically impossible" to hoax them. they've found them going up 100's of yards of steep rock quarry that couldn't be reached by humans or machines. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to realize that there is a flesh and blood species leaving these tracks out in completely desolate areas. trust me when i tell you that everyday people don't know what a midtarsal break is.


thank you for that break down.
you have greatly expanded my Bigfoot horizon.
 

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Is that right? :skip:
Yes. Dermal ridges are only found on primates and a midtarsal break occurs in most apes. Unless there are colonies of 8-12 foot homo sapians with 14-22 inch tracks all over the world that weigh upwards of 1000 pounds to be leaving indentations that deep than there is nothing left to be the culprit. There's only so many bipedal creatures out there and we are certainly not big enough to leave them...neither is anything else that has been acknowledged by science.:sas2:
 

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Yes. Dermal ridges are only found on primates and a midtarsal break occurs in most apes. Unless there are colonies of 8-12 foot homo sapians with 14-22 inch tracks all over the world that weigh upwards of 1000 pounds to be leaving indentations that deep than there is nothing left to be the culprit. There's only so many bipedal creatures out there and we are certainly not big enough to leave them...neither is anything else that has been acknowledged by science.:sas2:

If that's the case i'm sure there most be some alive in captivity right?

If not let me know when there is and maybe i will believe.
 
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