Man Code: The Chair

[Gold]

Every man who owns a home or an apartment or condo or w/e knows that in the living area there is one chair that is yours.

Your chair
Your seat
Your throne

The couch is for the guest, everyone knows this i hope.

So my question is, if you invite guest and a breh sits in your chair do you...

A. Tell homie to get up so youncan switch
B. Sit on the couch in ya own home.
C. Refuse to sit, just stand near the chair till homie gets the clue
D. Pull up another solo chair (if you have one)


Discuss

 

[KneeGrow.]

Where is the "kill him" option

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I have a movie watching style sofa that seats 4 so I don’t usually have this problem


However on the end of both sides the chairs have recliners to let your feet up, and if I don’t know you for at least 5 years or don’t know what your female body looks like naked you better raise up

 

[Gold]

Where is the "kill him" option

Lemme add a more aggressive option

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

“I usually fornicate with people who sit in my chair. So unless you wanna, you know”

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

"GET THE fukk UP OUTTA MY CHAIR".

 

[Gold]

“I usually fornicate with people who sit in my chair. So unless you wanna, you know”

Breh

 

[ORDER_66]

Nah that's disrespect man.... Tell him to get his own fukking chair

 

[Gold]

Nah that's disrespect man.... Tell him to get his own fukking chair

Yeah if im a guest in someones home, i know that the chair is usually reserved.

This is basic knowledge

 

[killacal]

What kinda insecure pseudo king shyt is this

Anyone can sit anywhere they like in my crib

Y'all really let TV(aka 40 yr old white men) raise you

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

All my chairs are comfortable so ....i'm good either way

Wait ....I do have a laptop setup for one chair so ...it's only a prob if my laptop is setup in the front room and they sit at the chair blocking me




Otherwise I don't give a shyt, call me country but my Alabama self takes pride in being a decent host

 

[13473]

sit on his lap

 

[Gold]

sit on his lap

 

[Gold]

All my chairs are comfortable so ....i'm good either way

Wait ....I do have a laptop setup for one chair so ...it's only a prob if my laptop is setup in the front room and they sit at the chair blocking me




Other wise I don't give a shyt

The problem of too many good options

 

[ORDER_66]

sit on his lap

pause, santa claus...