Man Code: The Chair

[Crizzy]

Never had this problem.... No one ever sits in the recliner unless its my girl kinfolk. My dude cuzzos dont sit there. Me and my ole lady the only ones who would. Got enough room wit the sectional and other chairs to not have a nikka doin that


Edit n when i say my girl....i mean mine (girl cuzzos) not my ole lady

 

[OfTheCross]

Every man who owns a home or an apartment or condo or w/e knows that in the living area there is one chair that is yours.

Your chair
Your seat
Your throne

The couch is for the guest, everyone knows this i hope.

So my question is, if you invite guest and a breh sits in your chair do you...

A. Tell homie to get up so youncan switch
B. Sit on the couch in ya own home.
C. Refuse to sit, just stand near the chair till homie gets the clue
D. Pull up another solo chair (if you have one)


Discuss

If you're in my home I'm comfortable enough with you to tell you to gtfu

 

[Catch1977]

Only one person has (and does) make me sit anywhere other than my recliner. My daughter. Even when we are there watching movies I'm low key jealous to glance over and see her all relaxed and shyt while my 235 lbs sinking into the couch

True love.

 

[Gold]

Only one person has (and does) make me sit anywhere other than my recliner. My daughter. Even when we are there watching movies I'm low key jealous to glance over and see her all relaxed and shyt while my 235 lbs sinking into the couch

True love.

Fatherhood is precious

 

[OfTheCross]

sit on his lap

 

[Address_Unknown]

Chair? You can sit on any available chair at my spot, just don't EVER let me see you sitting or even worse, laying down on my fukking bed.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

/thread

these brehs different af

What kinda insecure pseudo king shyt is this

Anyone can sit anywhere they like in my crib

Y'all really let TV(aka 40 yr old white men) raise you

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

Sit on the couch it's not a big deal to me.

 

[ORDER_66]

Chair? You can sit on any available chair at my spot, just don't EVER let me see you sitting or even worse, laying down on my fukking bed.

Da fukk!?!?

 

[Taadow]

Never heard of this...I own all the chairs in my crizzib; I didn't buy any chairs I wouldn't wanna sit in.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Either B or D. I don’t really care about a particular seat like that. My grandpa is a different story, though. Both he and my grandma have their respective recliners, and if you’re sitting there when they enter the room, you get up. I’ll never forget when I was a kid and sat in my grandpas seat. Pop told me to get up outta my grandpas seat quick, and my grandfather just stood there until I got up

 

[Gold]

Never heard of this...I own all the chairs in my crizzib; I didn't buy any chairs I wouldn't wanna sit in.

 

[TEH]

This is some stuff my Pops would have identified with ... a chair is a chair to me ...

 

[Gold]

This is some stuff my Pops would have identified with ... a chair is a chair to me ...

Pretty much this.

My dad is the same way

 

[Nintendough]

What kinda insecure pseudo king shyt is this

Anyone can sit anywhere they like in my crib

Y'all really let TV(aka 40 yr old white men) raise you

p*ssy was nikka. You probably let nikkas cuck ya wife too