Man dies after fighting Kangaroo

[Pazzy]

Kangroo Jack really caught a body???

 

[Doobie Doo]

Killgaroo

 

[CopiousX]

My nikka Jack caught a body like a week agooooo (week ago)

Jack been sleeping cacs since like the 6th grade

 

[Strapped]

Heart attack

 

[Luke Cage]

Kangaroo can either disembowel you with their insanely sharp claws or give you that one-hitter.

If you’re not going to use your brain, you’re surrendering advantage to animals.

A lot of humans surrender their “advantage” to animals. Though some probably don’t even have an “advantage” if we’re being real. I think some animals can legit give some people a run at basic Math and logic.

honestly the only advantage we have ever needed was our brain and a pointy stick. If we can take out a woolly mammoth with just that, we can defeat any land animal on earth. The problem is people always trying to bareknuckle box everything

 

[downtheline]

I had a picture in my mind the kind of person to do this…

 

[FaTaL]

why would you box a kangaroo? they use their razor sharp toes to rip off your nuts

 

[NinoBrown]

Cac really think these wild animals are like Disney characters that play around lol

 

[Strapped]

Dude looks to brolic

 

[Lexx Diamond]

That IG account is trash when it comes to correct information. To me it reads like a big fat man in his 50's died of a heart attack at work.

 

[Lonj]

Keep playin with these wild animals if you wanna.

Musculature and bone density aside people gotta remember all these animals do is eat, shyt, scrap and essentially exercise. Most would be hard pressed to win a fade against a human on that kind of regimen let alone a wild animal.

 

[CopiousX]

honestly the only advantage we have ever needed was our brain and a pointy stick. If we can take out a woolly mammoth with just that, we can defeat any land animal on earth. The problem is people always trying to bareknuckle box everything

3rd advantage might be numbers. Bro was silly to go in the enclosure by himself with no backup.

At the peak of our hunter/gatherer days there was no such thing as a fair one. It'd be like 10 v 1. Mamrehs stood no chance.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

There’s no way a kangaroo packing me up. Ain’t no way. Gotta be a heart attack.

 

[Kingshango]

And y’all still wanna try a Silverback?

 

[Pineal Gland]

He lucky my boy Roo wasn't out there