Man fakes coma for 2 years

[Field Marshall Bradley]

That dedication....

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

The GOAT Troll.....
Finally, after all these years Tom Green has been taken off the throne.

Who's Tom Green?

 

[Money Be Green]

Who's Tom Green?

 

[Spliff]

I wanna know how he got past the doctors.

Nerve tests, reflex tests, etc etc. Some things you can't fake.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Spoiler

 

[Eddie Jordan]

how did he shyt and piss

 

[AquaCityBoy]

What was he doing walking around in public if he was faking a coma

He had to keep active.

Bedsores hurt.

 

[William Heavy]

this dude was prolly doing burpees n shyt when the nurses weren't looking, playing xbox, having his old lady whack him off under the sheets.

he could have at least worn a disguise when he went out.

at the somber look the wife had in the pic

 

[MenacingMonk]

Humanity still surprises me.

BUT HOW DA fukk YOU FAKE A COMA TO BEGIN WITH!?!?!?!?

Hospital probably using equipment from the 1800s.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Easiest and hardest two years ever

 

[KeysT]

I wanna know how he got past the doctors.

Nerve tests, reflex tests, etc etc. Some things you can't fake.

Its the NHS they dont care.

 

[Panther]

 

[chosenaledge13]

Why didn't he just move?

 

[godkiller]

definition of getting ya ducktales up

The Ducktale King

 

[WeDemBoyz]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/21/man-fakes-being-in-a-coma-for-two-years-4915780/


A fraudster claimed he was a quadriplegic and faked being in a vegetative state for two years.

Alan Knight, 47, of Swansea, conned his elderly neighbour out of £40,000 and claimed he was unable to move from the neck down in a bid to avoid being punished for the crime.



He was also caught on CCTV pushing a shopping trolley around a Tesco store and driving.

The father-of-three’s wife, Helen, kept up the act by being pictured ‘caring’ for her ‘comatose’ husband.

Det Con Paul Harry, from South Wales Police, said: ‘In my entire career this is the most calculated, long-term deception of a vulnerable, elderly neighbour I have ever seen.’

Knight had been due to stand trial but admitted the 19 counts of theft and forgery.

He was warned he faced a jail sentence next month.