Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE

I hate dogs.“I am sorry to inform you that your dog was shot and killed Saturday night while digging through my garbage,” the note read. “It did not suffer and I did not take pleasure in killing it. There is a county leash law which you should abide by so that I do not have to kill any more of your pets.”
Man finds collar, note on mailbox saying missing dog was shot by neighbor for digging through trash

