Man Goes On Date... LEAVES IMMEDIATELY Due to Catfish

[Silver Surfer]

We know you smashed that

No sir

 

[Luke Cage]

she knew what she was doing. Her face is not proportional to her body. just posting headshots when you built like one the evil henchmen from that live action mario bros movie is flat out deception.

 

[Stick Up Kid]

what happened to the video?

 

[BigBlackSea]

Obesity/Fat accpetance is a straight up virus.

Not every has to be 8% body fat, but your frame starts to resemble that of a farm animal, it's too much. Bytch straight up is the size of a house.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

He had the correct reaction

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

She's shaped like gravity.

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[VertigoKnight]

Women in the IG comments making excuses

 

[Ridge Forrester]

I always ask for a full body photo when I suspect there's trickery afoot. The truly fat ones never reply.

 

[richaveli83]

Let’s be honest here fellas. Y’all nikkas would not walk out on this bytch.

I wouldn't have did it the way he did but I would definitely checked her fat ass for lying. Then again any woman I match up with on a dating site or app and we start talking, I'm requesting a full body picture or a face time. I'm not asking for nudes or anything sexual, just a regular picture. If she refuses, then I cut off communication.

What are you trying to hide?

 

[Negro Caesar]

Not gon lie....this same shyt happened to me when I first got on Bumble....matched with a bytch who only had pics from the chest up.

I made a power play and told her to meet me at a Mexican spot that ONLY Mexicans go to...you can wash clothes...play the gambling games and order food in there....no pressure!!!!!....she came in looking like she weighed about 275....we had a beer and talked about the Falcons

Yeah I don’t blame u bruh. She could have been a chill chick who was willing to suck the soul out of ur penis whenever wanted after midnight. Gotta keep those on the team

 

[Green negs and spam]

Ninjas be so shallow that’s a big beautiful sexy woman who knows what our hearts like shyt she probably got to bring like Einstein I would’ve taken her home Robert down Kiss her rolls and slowly marinate in that on tap oasis

When did you come back?

 

[Justise M]

Head doesn't match the body. Looks like she wearing a fat suit. I don't blame dude for bailing

 

[GreenGhxst]

What a clown. He could have had the bona-fide PAWG experience

y'all need jesus

 

[gtj1982]

Face dont match the body. We should all know this from the Myspace days. Women with great figures dont crop them out…they might wear baggy shyt but they dont typically hide their body. Anyone with face only shots is guaranteed to have done a failed fusion dance and now look like 2 women in one outfit. Dont let #facetime be your undoing lest you end up on a date with Veku when you wanted Vegito

Exactly. We use to call it getting Myspaced. If a chick only posted selfies looking up or down at an angle you already knew. Always had one in the crew who constantly fell for the okie doke though.

After the third time we realized he was just a fatty chaser

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Nah...man...she looks like she's off the air"