Man Goes On Date... LEAVES IMMEDIATELY Due to Catfish

[BurstWicks]

You'd bust anything white

the fukk? how was ya bytch ass able to neg me in the red?

 

[ThrobbingHood]

the fukk? how was ya bytch ass able to neg me in the red?

TheColi’s rep system changed from NY strict gun laws to Mississippi since the upgrade. Smh.

 

[cauliflower]

When the reward isn't as good as the risk, you DIP. Man had a 0% percent survival rate if he ended up the night in bed with this lady.

 

[TheGreatMTB]

technically it's not a catfish, it's a failed investigation.

 

[Payday23]

Thought he had a pawg but ended up with a hog

It's HAWG breh

 

[Payday23]

I'd smash that big ole bytch like I was harpooning free Willy.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

It’s my thyroids head ass tried it

 

[Theo Penn]

I woulda busted it

She would have busted your passenger seat before you even got the chance, chief.

 

[Braman]

even with full body photos a lot of women blew up during covid and are using old photos, got to do the face time and try and figure out beforehand.

Weight fluctuation is the real pandemic. If you’re not talking to a woman who is stringent about health and works out consistenly, she can blow at any time. And what makes it worse is women stres eat like a mfer. Women get depressed and eat. But then also women get HAPPY and they eat. It seems like women are only rigorous and on they shyt when they single not gettin dikk. The minute you start smashin she get comfy. Then you throw in food culture these chicks talk about ‘I love food lol’ like it’s a personality trait

 

[Payday23]

I can relate too dude.

A lot of the fat slobs migrated from POF to Tinder (this was when you had a chance of rolling snake eyes or a 7)

Anyhow, I start talking to this one broad, and we agree to meet up. I pull up and hear my name being called.

Who is this old bytch I think to myself? Turns out she posted a picture of her daughter. I could feel the anger rising in me.

It looked like I was meeting my Grandma for a coffee. You could see the veins in her hand, so was easily in her late 60s

Made up an excuse and left. That MySpace trickery is still being used. Just with higher quality and filters

Be careful out there. Goes for women too ( I’m guessing, don’t date men myself)

WOW.

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Broad built like the godskin apostle​

 

[Reflected]

Broad built like the godskin apostle​