Man hell nah!! this why u gotta have your own crib

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Some people go for anything

 

[benjamin]

But phenomenal story telling. Had to check if it was a story by @benjamin and sure enough it was a story by @benjamin

Why you ain’t said nothing bout taking your cousin’s in for a little while tho?

fukk em Everyone for themselves outchere that nikka better buy a van and spruce that bytch upMy house full.

 

[Mandizi]

Lost it when OP said the baby got no special passes.

 

[benjamin]

Lost it when OP said the baby got no special passes.

"BABY, fukk YOU DOING OUT HERE, GO HOME BABY"

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

The OP might be cap, but I do have a cousin in his early 40’s and he lives with his moms (never moved out) and I ran into them at the grocery store. I saw him put some pretzels in the cart and my aunt gave him this look

He put them back on the shelf like

Damn she couldn’t buy the breh some pretzels ? Why she being like that

 

[Asante]

This gotta be cap. How in tf do two cousins allow a nikka to talk to them and his bm like that, and him not get stomped until it was nothing but gums and teeth...!?!?!

 

[Cat piss martini]

watched four brothers huh?

 

[Koli_Kat]

Halarious, even if it's cap. Sounds like a buckeye fever thread .

 

[Mowgli]

Sounds like a bigg jah skit

 

[BillyBamDontGiveADamn]

Laughter is good for the soul and that story did the trick

 

[Weaver31]

This gotta be cap. How in tf do two cousins allow a nikka to talk to them and his bm like that, and him not get stomped until it was nothing but gums and teeth...!?!?!

Agree but he has 3 folks (cuz, baby mama and baby) staying with him so I guess he can call all the shots.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Yo cuzzo better get him two if not three jobs to get the fukk outta here.

His girl's respect is steadily going down from here.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Wanted to stop by and see my cousins new baby girl that he and his girl just had so I pull up and call him and he tells me they got evicted and that they live with a friend now..so I pull up to the friends house, come thru the front door and my cousin vacuuming the carpet with the While his girl in the kitchen cleaning down the counter tops like ...so I'm sitting on the couch holding my cousins newborn when breh who's apartment it is comes out the bedroom likeAnd say "why y'all talking and not cleaning?"..

I hit the And look over at my cousin and he on some "I ALREADY VACUUMED THE WHOLE HOUSE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"

tell me why this nikka mark pulled out a piece of paper, ripped it up into pieces, sprinkled it on the floor and said "THIS TO nikka"....my cousin looked at me like And said "I ain't doing it"...

Mark: You right bytch ass nikka, come over here and use ya hands..put da vacuum down and pick this shyt up wit yo hands nikka..or y'all can get da fukk out

I'm on the couch holding the baby like

My cousin walked over, got on his hands and knees and started picking up the paper. His girl in the kitchen watching like And says "that's fukked up"

Mark: bytch COME OVER HERE AND HELP YO MAN PICK UP THE SCRAPS...

girlfriend:

Mark:NOW bytch...

she walks over and kneels down next to my cousin and they both picking up paper...so I stand up like With the baby and say I'ma go lay her down for a nap..

Mark: fukk DAT..PUT DA BABY DOWN THERE ON DA FLOOR TOO..LET HER ASS PICK UP SOME shyt TO ...NAH fukk DAT NO FREE RIDES

Me:nikka, the baby?


So I put the baby on the floor and left smh

You know he fukking your cousin right

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

the story is a failure in and of itself, which we have come to expect from benjamin. yet, the greatest failure of all is that this bum mispelled the word 'too.' truly despicable and pathetic storytelling/threadmaking.