MAN Hires Female Escort for 2 Hours....to Help him Move!

[Brolic Scholar]

I took a girl on a “date” to wash my car once. I fed her pizza smashed and never spoke to her again. Sometimes you gotta put these hoes to work.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

shyt, if I’m paying you premium prices, you can get your ass to work.


“Why don’t you make yourself useful, and grab a few of them boxes in the back”

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Paagers +1

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

This is obviously from the old "Paint my house " joke...
But I've always thought about doing some shyt like this...
Have a bytch cleaning ur bathrooms and shyt for the low low

i knew somebody that had a service like this....he had girls dressed sext cleaning houses i wish i kept the card....

 

[Rocket Scientist]

"Ay Tasha wrap the China in newspaper put in boxes,after that I'm gonna call "Keishaxxx" so y'all can move the dresser together.When y'all done let me know so y'all can get in the Uhaul and follow me to the new crib"

 

[8WON6]

I sworn I've seen this in a comedy skit somewhere....

that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry was smashing his maid.

 

[mag357]

They'll be subjects & convos on this site and I be swearing the Coli is monitoring my life.


My folks used to hire craigslist hoes to clean his apartment.

He had a bad ass thick sista in there frying up pork chops and taking out the trash.

His uncle ended up dating & tricking off with her on the under. Uncle let her move in his house with her son

Almost a year later she moves out and steals all of his shyt from his house.

u cant even make some of this shyt up lol

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yo this is low key a great business move


You could literally have services for certain shyt but just have females that dressed up in slutty outfits do them all day.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

"Ay Tasha wrap the China in newspaper put in boxes,after that I'm gonna call "Keishaxxx" so y'all can move the dresser together.When y'all done let me know so y'all can get in the Uhaul and follow me to the new crib"

“and Strawberry, get off that phone! I’m paying you by the hour, here”

 

[newworldafro]

Knew it had to be Japan before even clicking, they stay innovating the sex industry.

First adopters in the Giggity Economy.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Trump right.
Yall really believe fake news

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I'm going to hire an escort to do some housekeeping

 

[Stacks]

shyt, i'm gonna try and do that and have them paint the outside of my house lol

Hire 3-4 of them hoes to paint your whole shyt, house, fencing, even get a bytch to fix some roof tiles and you kick back on a hammock with a blunt

The neighbours looking at you like

 

[Neuromancer]

could have been worse.

 

[Savvir]

getting your shyt moved for cheap....
then getting your dikk sucked after a long days work...