Man, i cant take a shyt at work

[Mirin4rmfar]

Pooping in public restrooms .

shyt is like last resort for me. May have done three-five times in life. It was either poop using public restrooms or shyt my pants .

 

[Keepya onya toes]

Come on breh, tell the story behind the trauma

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

you gonna be sad as fukk when you realize holding shyts in is literally killing you.

I drop a deuce whenever I need relief. If you aint scout out the workplace for the best spots in your orientation period you a sucka.

don't die early over unvented bubble guts...

 

[Lord Bison]

Only time I ever felt comfortable doing that in public was when I was in Japan. The restrooms were so clean I was like


Then when you press the button to rinse ya a$$hole out with water

 

[GASign]

Man just put that tp over the seat.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Just hover over the toilet and shyt bro

 

[MenacingMonk]

Just gotta make sacrifices breh. Double up on the paper covers. Add some TP over it if you want. Make sure you wipe the seat and front toilet.

If you have multiple stalls, look for the cleanest one.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I always worked at night, so I went after everyone went home and they've cleaned the bathrooms. Going during the workday is the worst. You could be in the last stall, chillin, and a cac will skip all the other stalls and use the one right next to you.

 

[Archangel]

Never in my adult life and never will

 

[Max.]

Taking a huge dump alone in a private bathroom

 

[Hersh]

popping on the clock

 

[BlazedWun]

I always worked at night, so I went after everyone went home and they've cleaned the bathrooms. Going during the workday is the worst. You could be in the last stall, chillin, and a cac will skip all the other stalls and use the one right next to you.

This is the worst.

I clench up when there is an (obvious cac) less than two feet from you grunting and farting and shuffling around, and you are trying to relax and do your business.

sometimes I just get up and leave

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

my bootyhole tingling at the thought of such luxury

Only time I ever felt comfortable doing that in public was when I was in Japan. The restrooms were so clean I was like


Then when you press the button to rinse ya a$$hole out with water

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Only time I ever felt comfortable doing that in public was when I was in Japan. The restrooms were so clean I was like


Then when you press the button to rinse ya a$$hole out with water

But i must ask. What type of stream is it? Is it like a shot from underneath or does it shoot from the back of the bowl. Also, how would u describe the pressure level of said stream? Is it like a gentle kinda flutter like how the angels be spittin out the lil fountain, or is it more like a jet stream?


Oh yeah...

 

[Bone Bender]

Holding your shyts in makes you constipated.