Man, i cant take a shyt at work

[LiveFromLondon]

In 26 years ive only shytted like 15 times in public, cant bring myself to do it public whatsoever and have missed things so i can duck home and take a shyt

Then when you press the button to rinse ya a$$hole out with water

my bootyhole tingling at the thought of such luxury

But i must ask. What type of stream is it? Is it like a shot from underneath or does it shoot from the back of the bowl. Also, how would u describe the pressure level of said stream? Is it like a gentle kinda flutter like how the angels be spittin out the lil fountain, or is it more like a jet stream?

 

[TNOT]

You have to go you have to go.

I’m living right so it doesn’t take me long to have a bowel movement

What I hate the most about taking a shyt at work is knowing who’s sitting next to you. Stalls don’t typically go all the way to the floor, so you see the person next to you shoes. You see them in the office and they trying to avoid eye contact with you, because they know you know( they recognize your shoes too) they just had a hard time dropping a deuce.

I recently suggested that we put together and buy a squatty potty for our bathroom. The struggle shytter immediately said he would chip in.

 

[Lifejennings]

I always worked at night, so I went after everyone went home and they've cleaned the bathrooms. Going during the workday is the worst. You could be in the last stall, chillin, and a cac will skip all the other stalls and use the one right next to you.

And they usually leave without washing their hands too.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

 

[606onit]

popping on the clock

I thank God that when i clock in I'm literally getting paid to crack my ass and eliminate toxic.

Yall so timid.....

 

[Cave Savage]

When your coworkers try to talk to you

 

[Lord Bison]

But i must ask. What type of stream is it? Is it like a shot from underneath or does it shoot from the back of the bowl. Also, how would u describe the pressure level of said stream? Is it like a gentle kinda flutter like how the angels be spittin out the lil fountain, or is it more like a jet stream?

That's a good ass question breh

Let me tell you how it works

You can actually adjust the water pressure to your liking. Also too you can choose between a straight singular shot or a burst shot of water. Depending on what works best for you.

Aint no better feeling in the world than walking out a public restroom feeling like you just got out the shower.

 

[peppe]

clean up the toilet seat and then:

the only thing I fear when going to japan and using their public toilets it's that they are squat toilets.

I got bad knees
I can't control the direction
I'm not cleaning up my own shyt

 

[Lord Bison]

In 26 years ive only shytted like 15 times in public, cant bring myself to do it public whatsoever and have missed things so i can duck home and take a shyt

I mean on the real though, what's so really about staying clean?

 

[wastedmermaid]

Ain’t no way in hell imma be somewhere 9+ hours a day a not take multiple shyts

 

[Lord_nikon]

Now I will say I wait for everyone to leave the restroom tho

 

[King Poetic]

I did it once

Motherfukkers don’t know how to flush the damn toilet every minute or so while they taking a dump, so it doesn’t smell as bad as is

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

My calves are toned just off the strength of years of squatting on the job

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Print this and post it in the break room How to Poop at Work

 

[newworldafro]

you gonna be sad as fukk when you realize holding shyts in is literally killing you.

I drop a deuce whenever I need relief. If you aint scout out the workplace for the best spots in your orientation period you a sucka.

don't die early over unvented bubble guts...

Poop Shangri La