Man, i cant take a shyt at work

[Doobie Doo]

I used to be against pooping in public bathrooms but I was diagnosed with IBS a few years ago and some days I can't hold it in without my stomach severely cramping and me breaking out into a sweat. The pain just isn't worth the 5- 15 minutes I could spend in the rest room so you compromise and if necessary take a shower when you get home.

 

[Huellz Santana]

i used to be like this... now i don't care any more. it comes when you stop giving af. everybody shyts. these cacs at work be pooping out their entire insides with no shame at 10:30 am tho. ​

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Scoping out the secret isolated bathrooms on the compound is key. The ones that nobody know about. No better feeling than walking out of your own personal public bathroom ​

 

[hayesc0]

Go home on your lunch break lol.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Just keep a bottle of VIPOO or Poopouri and you’ll feel comfortable to go anywhere

 

[GoAggieGo.]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I’ll go blow up any bathroom. Just line that mufucca up with tp, and get it done. Here in the airport, I’ll go to the less busy concourses to get a little privacy.

 

[TNOT]

I used to be against pooping in public bathrooms but I was diagnosed with IBS a few years ago and some days I can't hold it in without my stomach severely cramping and me breaking out into a sweat. The pain just isn't worth the 5- 15 minutes I could spend in the rest room so you compromise and if necessary take a shower when you get home.

Have you tried probiotics ?

Enzymedica Digest Gold

 

[invalid]

i used to be like this... now i don't care any more. it comes when you stop giving af. everybody shyts. these cacs at work be pooping out their entire insides with no shame at 10:30 am tho. ​

This.

I never shytted in public up until about 22. When I had my first job and saw how the big time partners and managing directors, who were commanding seven figures, would go in the bathroom and light that sucker up without a care in the world, that’s when I stopped giving af. Was the only black guy in my group and what I look like walking around with a clinched bootyhole while everybody else was walking around relieved and arrogant about it.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Have you tried probiotics ?

Enzymedica Digest Gold

Yes I do probiotics which help but that makes me shyt more

 

[8WON6]

I've never understood how it's even possible to hold in poop all day like that. I go wherever.

 

[Givethanks]

Public public like McDonald's or something

It has to be a super emergency or something, but do you man. I'm shytting on company time, also my work bathroom is always A1 clean until 9am(before everyone does their coffee run) and lunch (people putting all sorts of trash in their bodies)



Sidenote why am I so fukking immature

 

[shopthatwrecks]

having high rise apartments and businesses...on your mail route.. perks

u can cockadookie in the finest of restrooms ...private ones.. with bidets and poop-pourri spray oh wet wipes... and array of yankee candles...ah yes

the thought having to wipe toilet seats to poo.. in the words of dangermouse...pish tosh

the thought of taking part of peasant behavior

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Another reason wfh gang is winning

 

[Erratic415]

My workplace had a clean bathroom, so I was fine going there back when we all actually had to work in the office instead of remote.

 

[levitate]

Boy, I be shytting my ass off at work!



I’m talking four flushers!

I’m talking five pounders!

I’m talking 16 inch long meaty rods that curl up inside the toilet bowl like a soft pretzel!