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Shoplifting 
My homeboy in college was the starting running back for the football team and ran like a 4.4 forty. We were in Macy's one day and he throws some jeans on under his sweats in the changing room and we bounce. Whole time this balding middle-aged white guy is walking behind us. Got this smug ass look on his face like:
"I got you son"
I'm a little bytch so I look at my friend like
I'm expecting him to be upset or something, but he just looks at the old guy like
, then turns to me and shoots me a
face.
My friend literally starts running in circles around the dude like
. Runs around him probably 10 times then sprints off out of the parking lot like 
At this point I'm going through a ton of emotions. Watching him run in circles had me like

I look at the old dude sprint his chubby ass as fast as he could after my friend and finally he turns around like
I just look at him like
And then hop in my whip and drive off.
Found my friend a few blocks over walking down the street and gave him a

My homeboy in college was the starting running back for the football team and ran like a 4.4 forty. We were in Macy's one day and he throws some jeans on under his sweats in the changing room and we bounce. Whole time this balding middle-aged white guy is walking behind us. Got this smug ass look on his face like:
"I got you son"

I'm a little bytch so I look at my friend like

I'm expecting him to be upset or something, but he just looks at the old guy like
, then turns to me and shoots me a
face.My friend literally starts running in circles around the dude like
. Runs around him probably 10 times then sprints off out of the parking lot like 
At this point I'm going through a ton of emotions. Watching him run in circles had me like


I look at the old dude sprint his chubby ass as fast as he could after my friend and finally he turns around like

I just look at him like

And then hop in my whip and drive off.
Found my friend a few blocks over walking down the street and gave him a

. I apologized to the guy





