Man jumps to his death in a mall after gf insists on going to one more store

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The man is a coward. I've been shopping with my wife for hours, i pay for everything, i hold all the bags. She's so special. She let's me rest from time to time by talking to other men in the mall. That is what you call a caring woman, talking to random men just so my legs can recuperate. It's called commitment for a reason.
 

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There is no way you can keep a straight face reading that article. Chinese men are bigger simps than US white men. Only people fukking with them are Mexicans
 

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stop it. i don't want to envision that right now :damn:

If it was me I'd have to pull that 'falling down the stairs shyt' like that dude in Coming to America or be on some
Jumping-Out-of-Window.gif
before we even leave the house! :russ:
 

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5 DAMN HOURS??

i be done left that ho an hour in or done dragged her ass home, aint no way in hell i'm shopping for myself much less my bytch for 5 fukking hours
 

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If it was me I'd have to pull that 'falling down the stairs shyt' like that dude in Coming to America or be on some
Jumping-Out-of-Window.gif
before we even leave the house! :russ:
breh.... let that have been me, and I'm fighting for all of our brothers in the war against nagging women. My death will be a protest
jumpOutWindow.jpg
 
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