Man Just Drops Himself Into Lion Enclosure

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Everytime something like that happens I read they kill the animal because now he tasted human flesh or something

I assume this means we taste good asf
We’re easy to kill, that’s the main thing. You can’t lord over an animal that knows you’re food. They become even more of a danger to the entire zoo staff. God forbid it escaped and realized it’s surrounded by a relatively easy food source

Edit: another compelling reason is learned behavior to offspring. Can’t have lions teaching their cubs to get that human it’s food :ufdup:
 

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Before I read the caption, I assumed there was no way he made it considering the Lion ran up on that tree like someone upset their Wingstop delivery was five minutes late, but held out hope. Unfortunately, I was wrong. :mjcry:

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Suicide by p*ssy. It's what he wanted.​

I hate y'all sometimes. :dead:
 

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They’re not going to kill the lion, right? That’s what I’m concerned about. :lupe:

"The zoo confirmed that the lioness (Leona) would not be put down. In a statement, they noted the animal was healthy, did not have aggressive behavior outside the context of the incident, and experienced a high level of stress from the event. The zoo's protocol in such situations calls for monitoring, behavioral assessment, and specialized care, which is being provided..."
 

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"The zoo confirmed that the lioness (Leona) would not be put down. In a statement, they noted the animal was healthy, did not have aggressive behavior outside the context of the incident, and experienced a high level of stress from the event. The zoo's protocol in such situations calls for monitoring, behavioral assessment, and specialized care, which is being provided..."
Basically, "This lion is a money maker and we are not about to let it killing a retard fukk that up.".
 
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"The zoo confirmed that the lioness (Leona) would not be put down. In a statement, they noted the animal was healthy, did not have aggressive behavior outside the context of the incident, and experienced a high level of stress from the event. The zoo's protocol in such situations calls for monitoring, behavioral assessment, and specialized care, which is being provided..."
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