Man Law Thread : The Coli Edition

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Thou Shall not snitch
Thou Shall not interrupt when another Man is spitting game
Thou Shall not lick ice cream cones/lollipops
 

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Though shall never do the splits unless using it to defend yourself like Jean Claude Van Dam.:youngsabo:

Thou shall never let a man/woman,doctor or child play with ya bootyhoole for any reason.:ufdup:

Thou shall never get a woody when a nikka backing you down in a pickup game:dahell:
 
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If you're in a public place and you and a random brotha strike up a convo, do not, I repeat, DO NOT look each other in the eye. Make as minimal eye contact as possible, and then whenever a good looking chick passes by, make sure you look at her extensively so that everybody knows you're straight.

:ufdup:
 

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If you're in a public place and you and a random brotha strike up a convo, do not, I repeat, DO NOT look each other in the eye. Make as minimal eye contact as possible, and then whenever a good looking chick passes by, make sure you look at her extensively so that everybody knows you're straight.

:ufdup:

You sound like a herb :mjpls:
 

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Thou shall not tell another man good night
Thou shall not put sunscreen on another man's back at the beach
 

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Thou shall not text me or reply to a facebook post of mine with a smilie face of any sort.

Thou shall not bid me farewell using the word 'Ciao'.

Thou shall not remove any thing from my face or hair. Tell me where it is and I will handle it.

Thou shall not eat food off my plate lest you want thine ass whipped.
 
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