Man *orgasms* from passing kidney stones after binge-drinking Cough Syrup. WTF. Read this!

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This was one of the greatest experiences of my life. The pain was unbelievably excruciating, but I just couldn't get enough. I wish I had kidney stones for eternity. The DXM made me invincible to the extreme pain, so I didn't suffer. I relished it. Like a kidney stone fetishizing god. The syrup fukked me up and I could feel my eyelids being made fat and heavy from the polistirex, plasticky substance in my body. It was like candle wax.

But when I pissed, I could literally see and feel the polistirex being removed from my eyelids. Followed by what felt like someone jamming a shard of jagged glass into my penis hole and puncturing my prostate. So godly. My perineum couldn't stop convulsing. My farts smelled like satanic butterscotch. So pleasant in their sinister foulness. It was like I was farting out all of my suffering through my a$$hole. My past life was a fart and the kidney stone was a reincarnation urinary experience, like dissociated childbirth through my dikk. It felt so relieving to expel the hot gas from my rectum, like puncturing a spray can filled with Death.

After I pissed, I could feel the insides of my urethra being moist in constrast to how dehydrated my flaccid penis was. I loved this. My balls were sore and I could feel something like a doctor's scope just exploring me and examining my testicles from my urethra, lubed up with the stickiest jelly. Dribbling ooze for eternity.

It was such an orgasmic, enlightening experience. But only because I'm a dissociative deity and can handle such things. It's not for mere mortals.

This is the power of DXM. I now want to buy catheters and recreate the experience. Maybe even seminal catheters, so I can probe my testicles from the outside with long, plastic tubes. MMM, yeah. Just thinking about it, makes my perineum pulsate in anticipation of another prostate orgasm. I haven't ejaculated in days. I don't know if I ever will again, and I don't care. I am beyond man or woman. This is genderfluid being urinated out of my generic genitals.

I didn't scream or go to the hospital. I was just grunting softly all night long, like a hard working man. I gasped with relief like a woman after I pissed, though. When I farted, I laughed like a newborn having the most pleasurable birth in all of medical existence. Doctors would be baffled by my experience.

Please comment with feedback, I just had to share this with you all. I think I have diabetes now, and I couldn't be happier. Don't copy me, I know what I'm doing. Obviously.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/2kjyk0/3_day_delsym_binge_led_to_me_passing_kidney/


These reddit drug users, man. :mindblown:


Anybody has an account? I need to ask this guy some questions.
 

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Everything I've heard about kidney stones from both males and females that speak of them, are that they are the most painful thing they have experienced in there life. Worst than broken bones and child natural child birth. :sadcam:
 

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