Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife

[luckyse7enz]

It would be kind of cool to be able to settle some cases through trial by combat.

Like...you get arrested for warrants or suspended license, you can ask for trial by combat (hand to hand) and either run the fade with the cop, hire a warrior within 24 hours, or roll the dice with your court-appointed scrapper.

shyt...it'd be AMAZING for personal loan disputes.

 

[Anti-Anime]

shouldn’t have been watching Anime while his wife was getting her back blown out

This is a massive L for these weeabs

 

[downtheline]

It would be kind of cool to be able to settle some cases through trial by combat.

Like...you get arrested for warrants or suspended license, you can ask for trial by combat (hand to hand) and either run the fade with the cop, hire a warrior within 24 hours, or roll the dice with your court-appointed scrapper.

shyt...it'd be AMAZING for personal loan disputes.

Good idea. But, would the court appointed scrapper's be ex cops?

 

[Gunz&Butta]

I support this. Maybe women would think twice before using attorneys to suck the life out of their ex-husbands.

 

[SheWantTheD]

That is... the samurai way.

 

[Hyperion]

 

[kj614]

So you have to use the same weapon as the challenger chooses? If not I would pull up with a . 308 rifle and blow his chest out

 

[Sterling Archer]

He said he wants to have them forged especially for the occasion

Dude want to get a Hattori Hanzo sword to slay that bytch. His hate is real.

 

[BaggerofTea]

It would be kind of cool to be able to settle some cases through trial by combat.

Like...you get arrested for warrants or suspended license, you can ask for trial by combat (hand to hand) and either run the fade with the cop, hire a warrior within 24 hours, or roll the dice with your court-appointed scrapper.

shyt...it'd be AMAZING for personal loan disputes.

It would be fitting. I would be training daily with the blade and look to get into legal disputes

 

[O.T.I.S.]

And when he loses

 

[Luck]

Just when you thought you seen it all, a cac will come out of left field with some shyt that will leave you like

They about to fire his ass up with court costs for wasting the court time and money with this samurai showdown ass bullshyt

Bet you everybody involved as hell too. Imagine them allowing this and seein a sword fight between two flabby old Homer simpson ass white dudes that watched too many Steven Segal flicks...

 

[Taadow]

I am wiff dis chit, given the caveat that you must forge your own weapons like this gentleman.

It is then when we will see who truly hungers for justice.