The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
let me tell you how this happenedShe said it wasn't only 2 ppl, why would he be paying for the others?
he hit her on the gram like "yea i'm coming to miami boo, i'm trying to see you"
she seen his gram like "oh that nikka got money..... sure boo hit me when you get here"
him: i'm about to get some p*ssy haha... i'm here now, let me call her and see what's up
her: yea come pick me up boo.. i got some more girls with me, lets go out somewhere and grab some food, then me and you can go do whatever
(she thinking bout ballers and how they'd pay for her and the friends and eat her ass)him: ok that's nothing.. i'm bout to slide through (in his mind he thinking ruby tuesdays and he only paying for him and her)
her: so lets go to prime
him: ok sure (i don't even know what the fukk that is)
gets the menu...
him:
yo what the fukk... let me play it cool cause i can't just say "lets leave i ain't got it" i only gotta pay for her and me so that's 200 but i should be ok 
bill comes...........
her: here you go boo... thanks for dinner
them girls: yea thanks for dinner
him:
now i'm fukked... if i say i ain't got it, they gonna kick my ass in the back AND i'm about to be ridiculed out in these streets.ummm i gotta go to the bathroom real quick.. i'll be right back boo
slid out the back door like
and got all the way out of townbe a fake baller brehs
Yo who ever made this stole this straight from DL Hughley back in the day. LOL Too fukking funny. You never take a broad that you don't know out to a crazy expensive dinner. Pay all that money and don't smash 
Just to impressive? 
Naw mane.
