
I've done this plenty of times.
Bum bytches thinking they got a trick, bringing their empty stomach w tapeworms homegirls, ordering every top shelf drink and high price item off the menu, making expensive plates even more expensive by adding shrimp or lobster or crabcakes. taking a few sips or couple bites off everything. Boxing the rest up and not having to cook for their kids for a few days. I just let them play themselves, keep ordering whatever you want. Ordering desert and want a slice of everything. Go ahead bytch do you.......
When the waiter finally runs out of things to bring these greedy hoes, I'll politely ask for a separate check and give him the cash plus at least a $20 tip.

Cuz i doubt them greedy hoes gonna have anything left to tip after they finish washing dishes.