Man so Upset with Being Single Amputates Own Penis!

[ChrisDorner]

They sent that nikka back home to go get his dikk :lolshaq:

Imagine that convo

Doctor walks back in the room like

"Sir, um... We're going to have to ask you to go home & retrieve your penis" :lolshaq:

 

[Taadow]

Welp...looks like he's not the type to fucc around...


...and if he was, he SHOLE ain't gonna be fuccin' around now!

 

[Ricky Church]

he was chinese so what did he chop off, a little half a piece of dikk?

 

[Chrishaune]

at this entire thread.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

he was chinese so what did he chop off, a little half a piece of dikk?

 

[keond]

Reading the first sentence of the article i thought "bet dude was asian". Turns out he was

 

[CJ]

The instant derailment

 

[All Women Are Queens]

I knew he'd be Asian before I read the article.

 

[Ohms Law]