man spends the night w/ woman and leaves (poo) streaks on her sheets

[Mr Rager]

I guess he’s....

(...wait for it...)


With the shyts....

(No? I’ll see myself out...)

Negged

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Friends ain't shyt

I would have took the sheets

Ran out the house and drove off

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Negged

 

[Cowboyz89]

I pissed in this girls bed one time. I admitted it immediately. She said okay but told me to leave. I called her the next day and apologized again. We didn't speak again after that call.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I pissed in this girls bed one time. I admitted it immediately. She said okay but told me to leave. I called her the next day and apologized again. We didn't speak again after that call.

shyt is worse tho

 

[bobbiewishbone]

 

[Makavalli]

I dont even use toilet paper anymore .

I take these everywhere

As a breh that was in the army a long time ...


These was life savers

This breh taking a shyt like inspector gadget

 

[ajnapoleon]

This breh taking a shyt like inspector gadget

No shyt stains in my drawls

Plus when i was in the field 30 days at a time in the damn woods

felt good to keep clean

 

[The Fade]

Ghost wipe gang

 

[Tasha And]

Should have gathered the sheet, pillow cases, and threw them shyts in the washing machine as if he just wanted to help her out with cleaning the sex off the bed.

 

[NZA]

he should have dropped a lit cigarette in the bed

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I pissed in this girls bed one time. I admitted it immediately. She said okay but told me to leave. I called her the next day and apologized again. We didn't speak again after that call.

I guess I'm lucky, this chick is my current girl we been dating like 2yrs since that. She was like well "you always asked to pee on me" lol. But she still bring that shyt up time to time

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

Can't lie, I got drunk as fukk and pissed in a chick bed. I got up like wet as fukk. was thinking about filling up a bucket with water and dumping that shyt on her while she was sleep. That would have been crazy. nikka just had to man up and take that L. She was pissed(literally) but she got over it. She still bring that shyt up every now and then.

the pun

 

[Serious]

I have a story about something like this. Are you interested in hearing it?

Sure
@Elle Driver @paperbag

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Disgusting but I've had chicks leave period blood on my sheets.

not the same...


one means you’re not wiping your ass properly and the other is maybe they’re in a heavy time and they don’t have enough protection.

You can’t stop the flow while you’re sleeping.

 

[Elle Driver]

Sure
@Elle Driver @paperbag

why you tag me?