Man sues wife after seeing her without make-up for 1st time

[Paradise]

This man is pitiful. Makeup or no makeup he should just accept her. This is some really shallow crap. But I'm not gonna lie though makeup can be deceptive sometimes...

 

[Professor Emeritus]

He didn't have to tell the truth, tho

Why do people get married before living together I will never know.

Maybe because all the data suggests that people who live together before marriage have worse marriages and are more likely to divorce early than people who don't?

 

[Londilon]

WTF Brehs we need to protect ourselves out here:

 

[Londilon]

Now if your woman ever "contours" you dont know that hoe.

 

[PoPimp84]

I like your disclaimer at the beginning.

I have no pics




He knows we are living in a neg first ask questions second society.

Word to @malcolmxxx_45 ... he did that so we wouldnt have to go thru that

 

[Fatboi1]

Now if your woman ever "contours" you dont know that hoe.

Man....... This shyt is insane.

 

[Londilon]

Man....... This shyt is insane.

Yeah breh, bytches out here painting themselves like they are Da Vinci.

 

[Payday23]

Now if your woman ever "contours" you dont know that hoe.

Its like MIB meets the Matrix GD.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Hopefully this man receives justice

 

[Klyk21]

I like your disclaimer at the beginning.

I have no pics




He knows we are living in a neg first ask questions second society.

What disclaimer?!?

 

[Elle Driver]

Now if your woman ever "contours" you dont know that hoe.

Lmao.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I like your disclaimer at the beginning.

I have no pics




He knows we are living in a neg first ask questions second society.

+rep breh

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Now if your woman ever "contours" you dont know that hoe.

Told you these chicks out here on some Game of Thrones level sorcery

You better go swimming with your girl brehs

 

[Londilon]

If your girl has to "powder her nose" every time you are on a date or even when you hanging out at your/her place then you take an L.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Nawl, bruh.

Nawl.

Nawl.

This is a whole 'nother broad, mayne.

She put makeup on her eye pupils? You can't do that...right?

Nawl. This some straight up Travolta/Cage type chit.

Breh, I dont even call it makeup no more, I call it by its true name...