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A 72-year-old New Jersey man has been charged with threatening to shoot his neighbor for farting in front of his home.
Instead of waving off Monday nights flatulence attack, Daniel Collins of Teaneck pulled a .32-caliber revolver and threatened to put a hole in his gassy neighbors head, cops said.
The stink apparently stemmed from an ongoing dispute between the two men over noise, police told The Record of North Jersey.
Collins told cops his 47-year-old neighbor cut the cheese so loudly in his vestibule he heard it inside his apartment before he smelled it.
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats. He was released without bail.
Man threatens neighbor with gun for flatulence attack in front of his home - NY Daily News
