That Andre the Giant shyt got me crying at work right now.
We aint never take a lossGoat State lmao

i could imagine a nikka comin in to work havin to deal wit this shyt
":mjmcdonalds:I fukkin hate working fast food man. Then again at least no crazy shyt happen to me"
"Here's your McGridd--"
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":mjmcdonalds: Fukk my life"
How you let a little lizard stop you from getting money![]()
We don't do that at McDonald's, b![]()




Of course you have the typical 'this is no big deal', 'boys will be boys', 'cmon your honor you cant punish our son over a lil innocent funnin' reaction whenever a member of the privilege class gets caught in reckless, illegal, and/or criminal activity.
This isnt a 12 year old boy and his "prank". A grown ass man in his mid-20s damn sure understands the consequences of throwing a live gator in a tight, enclosed spot filled with people. The goddamn thing could have had someone's achilles for lunch. The stupid a$$hole wanted someone to get seriously hurt. That was the whole point.
BruhHow you let a little lizard stop you from getting money![]()
We don't do that at McDonald's, b![]()

How do you get banned from animals?The judge, according to local reports, set James’ bail at $6,000 and ordered him, among other things, to stay clear of Wendy’s restaurants and animals.

I never noticed that.the fact that you can see that little ass silhouette of what looks like Bugs in Georgia celebrating cracks me up too
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You can always count on Florida for some unique, off the wall fukkery. 

many months later and stillHow you let a little lizard stop you from getting money![]()
We don't do that at McDonald's, b![]()

How you let a little lizard stop you from getting money![]()
We don't do that at McDonald's, b![]()
